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Friday, May 30, 2008

Ow

posted by on May 30 at 16:28 PM

Have you seen the new signage stuck to Amante on Olive? My eyes are bleeding.

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Update: a photo by Mr. Anthony Hecht that gives an idea of the hurtfulness.

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1

i think it matches the cuisine and spirit of the place quite nicely - total trash.

Posted by kinkos | May 30, 2008 4:31 PM
2

It's a little slice of Federal Way on Capitol Hill!!

Posted by michael strangeways | May 30, 2008 4:31 PM
3

Apparently teh gays are attracted by flashy lights.

Posted by w7ngman | May 30, 2008 4:35 PM
4

i think it's pretty fucking hilarious.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | May 30, 2008 4:38 PM
5

Must be so bad it broke your camera, eh?

Posted by Hartiepie | May 30, 2008 4:43 PM
6

I like Amante's food, though the consistency in quality has been off lately. They probably had some newb cooks working, or something.

That said, it's pretty overpriced.

Posted by w7ngman | May 30, 2008 4:43 PM
7

their pizza is awesome!

Posted by watcher | May 30, 2008 4:46 PM
8

I eat at the Amante's in Shoreline and I think it is better than average but not the best.

Is there a link to a picture of the Amante you are talking about?

Posted by elswinger | May 30, 2008 4:55 PM
9

Pizza's ok. Terrible calzones, though.

Posted by laterite | May 30, 2008 4:58 PM
10

Um, usually a picture would accompany a post about something visual. You know, so we can see it and have some idea of what you're talking about.

Posted by also | May 30, 2008 4:59 PM
11

Their "open" sign makes me punch the air.

Posted by dreamboatcaptain | May 30, 2008 5:07 PM
12

I think Bethany (Jean?) is referring to the Jumbotron that Amante stuck atop its long-cursed Olive/Denny location a few weeks back. It's a weird fit, to say the least.

I also agree with the commenters who say that Amante's food and service are ridiculously bad, at this location in particular. I've only tried their food at one additional location, though I've passed their Green Lake spot many times and have never seen a person or animal dining inside there.

Posted by HoHoHo Green Giant | May 30, 2008 5:23 PM
13

That new sign just looks like a highly reflective mirror. Which is a brilliant idea for signage!

Posted by dreamboatcaptain | May 30, 2008 5:24 PM
14

Someone should call the City of Seattle. They have to be violating sign codes with that atrocity. Alternatively, someone could use it as target practice.

Posted by Josh | May 30, 2008 5:24 PM
15

It's an awkward spot to run a restaurant in, so the signage makes sense in that context.

But they should have added pink unicorns and rainbows, IMHO.

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 30, 2008 5:26 PM
16

One word: Boycott.

Posted by Jeff Stevens | May 30, 2008 5:39 PM
17

They need to mount it on an adjustable base so they can focus it directly into the eyes of motorists coming up the hill, just as they enter the freaky intersection.

Posted by Fnarf | May 30, 2008 5:56 PM
18

why oh why can't that spot be bulldozed and turned into condos/a parking lot?

Posted by kinkos | May 30, 2008 5:56 PM
19

I've eaten there. Food was good. Service was fine. The sign is an eyesore. So is their OPEN sign. But that spot has had about half a dozen businesses there in the last five years. So if this gives 'em more business, more power to them. They stay open until 3am, which is a fucking miracle in this city.

Posted by JC | May 30, 2008 6:13 PM
20

Does anyone remember what this was before Hamburger Mary's? That's as far back as I can recall (I think I got the right place).

Posted by Fnarf | May 30, 2008 7:24 PM
21

When photons hit your eye
Like a fake pizza pie
That's Amante

When the world seems to blink
Like you've had crap to drink
That's Amante

Like a gay tarantella, indeed.

I'm just glad that they've stopped blocking the crosswalk with their neon sign truck. I called the police four times about it - per nulla. Seems pedestrians are plain cazzo out of sega la-ti-da sfortuna in this town. Six dollars a gallon by Xmas baby - that's what I'm talking about.

Posted by kinaidos | May 30, 2008 7:54 PM
22

beth... c'mon.

Posted by jiffer | May 30, 2008 8:48 PM
23

@20 The furthest back I recall was a nice Italian restaurant named Settebello. It was very good and quite popular for awhile. This would have been late 80s/early 90s. Not sure if Mary's came directly after Settebello or not.

Posted by Psot | May 30, 2008 8:51 PM
24

another capitol hill centric post...

Posted by Trevor | May 30, 2008 8:57 PM
25

Reminds me of the blaring hell at the intersection of US Bank and American Apparel.

Posted by Catman | May 30, 2008 9:09 PM
26

I miss Red Line. All the time.

Posted by LAB | May 30, 2008 9:41 PM
27

There will never be peace there until the murder is resolved. It's a place of violent death.

Posted by death, I tells ya - DEATH!!! | May 30, 2008 10:38 PM
28

oh noes the pets across the street will be up all night!!!1

protip: watch the wine intake there. a half carafe is like 13 bucks even for shit wine. My bill was super big so please drink accordingly.

Posted by bobcat | May 30, 2008 11:20 PM
29

Um, that's your camera bleeding, not your eyes. LOL. If you metered the shot right... Oh, why do I bother?

Posted by brappy | May 31, 2008 4:08 AM
30

Not to worry; no restaurant since Hamburger Mary's has made it six months in that location. Should be down by Christmas.

Posted by rb | May 31, 2008 8:30 AM
31

Oh, yeah, I remember Settebello.

Posted by Fnarf | May 31, 2008 10:35 AM
32

but Robert the bartender is worth the visit...

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | May 31, 2008 1:05 PM
33

I should amend my post to say I have only had there food delivered, and it's fast because I practically live across the street.

Posted by elswinger | May 31, 2008 2:44 PM
34

I tell anyone who'll listen that their puttanesca sauce is crime against humanity, and on that measure alone I'd never be caught dead in there. Add the shriekingly awful sign and the fact that they must somehow be to blame for the demise of my beloved Red Line, and they've got an enemy-for-life in Uncle Vinny.

Posted by Uncle Vinny | May 31, 2008 3:15 PM
35

kiniados @21,

You made me laugh out loud in a public library with that Sinatra snark. How dare you!

Here's my revenge, sung by the one and only Groucho Marx:

Bay-rack Obama
His name rhymes with Osama
If I was a right-wing jerk
I'd attempt a joke
And try to make it work
Baaay-raaack Obaaamaaaaa!!!!!

Posted by Jeff Stevens | May 31, 2008 4:50 PM
36

like the postcards that come in the mail every other week aren't enough. i say call them and ask for the "sign to go"

two thumbs down on the food & service - yuck

206 861-1777

Posted by copper | May 31, 2008 5:35 PM
37

If that bright rectangle in the middle is a video screen, like I think it is, it was probably made by a company I used to work for. If so, there's a dimmer setting in the control software so you don't blind people at night, but they probably don't realize it.

Posted by Ben | June 1, 2008 10:37 AM

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