Slog - Comments on Lunchtime Quickie

Comment by apres_moi

apres_moi — Thu, 29 May 2008 12:57:59 -0800

someone throw him a joint

Comment by Jesse Vohs

Jesse Vohs — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:21:23 -0800

Wait a minute, how did he get the cigarette lit? Does he have a lighter? Can he use matches without setting himself on fire. What about the cigarette, where did he get that? Did someone give it to him? Does he have his own pack, does he ever break them, does he know to keep them dry. Did he buy them, where did he get the money, who's paying him, what for, does he really understand money, what else does he buy at the store, should obama share his nicorette with him, can a monkey even learn to chew gum. These are all important questions, I demand an answer!

Comment by Poll Smoker

Poll Smoker — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:31:06 -0800

Wait is that video proof of Obama smoking from the earlier post?

Comment by Non

Non — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:41:14 -0800

omg ~racist~

Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale

Lloyd Clydesdale — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:00:05 -0800

And, Jesse, what I'd like to see is for some hyoo-mahn to try to take it away from him.

Comment by I see your boobie

I see your boobie — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:00:10 -0800

WASHINGTON -- The number of Army suicides increased again last year, amid the most violent year yet in both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. An Army official said Thursday that 115 troops committed suicide in 2007, a nearly 13 percent increase over the previous year's 102. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because a full report on the deaths wasn't being released until later Thursday.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:15:58 -0800

the chimp's in a prison. let him have a butt.

@2: they have to be tossing him lit cigs.

Comment by kyle [TCBITR]

kyle [TCBITR] — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:21:00 -0800

hilarious!

only on FAUX NEWS!

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:25:15 -0800

My grandfather used to have a smoking monkey that sat on the fireplace mantle, so I assume this is a hereditary trait.

Comment by w7ngman

w7ngman — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:41:09 -0800

#8, it's not Fox News, it's a local Fox affiliate. In fact, I think it's Spokane. Why would Fox News spend time on this when they could spend time trashing liberals?

Comment by Cookie W. Monster

Cookie W. Monster — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:07:53 -0800

So that's what Kelly O and Ari Spool did with all that Rize. They sent it all to South Africa with a note instructing that it all be donated to the animals in the zoo. And look what happened! Shame on you, ladies! Shame on you!

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:53:11 -0800

2 & 7: the anchor said that zoo patrons toss him the "contraband." but yes, i did wonder about how he lights them, which surprises me more than the addiction itself.

Comment by Karla Kaiser

Karla Kaiser — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:01:44 -0800

Looks like half the people in my home town. Bent, Grey, Chainsmokers. Yup, that pretty much sums it up. Oh! I forgot that chimp has to be a raging alcoholic too.