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Monday, May 19, 2008

Kay Barnes Must be Stopped!

posted by on May 19 at 9:05 AM

If Kay Barnes gets elected to Congress from Missouri, black gay abortionists drunk on champagne will leave their illegal-immigrant boyfriends in San Francisco and travel to Missouri to engage in interracial three-way dancing in empty clubs.

Kay Barnes is a threat to all things good and decent.

Via JoeMyGod.

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That was really low budget...really low budget.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 19, 2008 9:09 AM

I know I'll be drinking some CHAMPAGNE when this CAMPAIGN is over.

Posted by kid icarus | May 19, 2008 9:11 AM

I love these. How a lifelong resident of NW MO can be a west coast liberal is beyond me.

There was a Mayoral election in my hood recently, and the republican distributed flyers that implied the democrat was a secret agent of the *gasp* ACLU!!!!!! For Mayor. WTF?

Also, I love the clip of the dude with the cowboy hat dancing. Nothing scarier than a black dude with a cowboy hat.

Posted by Mike in MO | May 19, 2008 9:20 AM

There's one thing scarier than a black dude with a cowboy hat: a white girl with her mullet teased up high with semen grinding her bootie into his junk. Not particularly gay, but very, very, very evil.

Posted by Fnarf | May 19, 2008 9:30 AM

Hopefully other republicans will follow suit, and have vaguely disco dance tunes playing in their negative attack ads.

Posted by Anonymous | May 19, 2008 9:34 AM

Wow. Screw San Franciscso... I'm moving in with Kay Barnes! Especially if she plays that music at her parties.

Posted by James | May 19, 2008 9:34 AM

Wow...I'm...oh my god. That actually aired? It's like an SNL commercial...

Posted by Kat | May 19, 2008 9:40 AM

Let's not forget all the militant-gardening vegan queer terrorists who will infiltrate Kay Barnes's parish in order to destroy it from within.

Posted by Jeff Stevens | May 19, 2008 9:43 AM

Will this turn out the youth vote?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | May 19, 2008 10:07 AM

Why the hell would that smarmy douche back-load the sign off statement? Thats just politics 101 for negative adds.

Posted by vooodooo84 | May 19, 2008 10:43 AM

Wow, that's worse than the naked woman from 2006.

Posted by Mike of Renton | May 19, 2008 10:48 AM

@ 9: There is no youth vote in NW MO. It is all old bitter white people. Poor Kay never stood a chance in that godforsaken district.

Posted by Mike in MO | May 19, 2008 10:53 AM

Finally! A reason to go to Missouri!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | May 19, 2008 11:16 AM

Is our entertainment economy in such desperate straits that actors must stoop to appearing in wingnut cable TV schlock ads??

Posted by shrum | May 19, 2008 11:26 AM

The mullet bangs are soooo 1980's Jersy. How can they think that looks at all SF?

Posted by Vogue | May 19, 2008 11:58 AM

I donít know about you, but watching this painful ad makes me want to donate to the Kay Barnes Campaign so she can beat that scumbag...

Posted by harumph | May 19, 2008 1:28 PM

Hey, I grew up in Champaign, IL (and Dan went to college there) and I don't think anyone ever got drunk on it in particular.

It's a nice enough town, but not that nice.

Posted by Mike in SF | May 19, 2008 2:11 PM

Haha, wow. This was his first ad? America's politics have gone way too far in the direction of the "lesser of the two evils" route. If you don't have anything good to say about yourself...smash your opponent! Fortunately Graves really, really sucks at smashing his opponent. This does seem like a perfect thing for SNL to pick up.

Posted by Oxbridge | May 20, 2008 12:27 PM

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