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I can't vote for unremarkable buttocks. It's just not what our country stands for.

Posted by Ziggity | May 23, 2008 12:26 PM

Oh great, now the oher candidates will feel preasure to reveal their ass freckle status.

Posted by Heather | May 23, 2008 12:30 PM

What the hell is "remarkable" about ass freckles? That doctor has no business writing that; it's not medical information. She's having a go at him.

Posted by Fnarf | May 23, 2008 12:41 PM

did the records reveal that he's 72?

i could give a crap that he's healthy. he's too fucking old for the job. if i had to hazard a guess, i'd say the life expectancy of a cancer survivor who'd been in a vietnamese POW camp for 7 years is not 90. more like 75.

its really time for a youth movement.

Posted by maxsolomon@home | May 23, 2008 12:45 PM

Any word on when we'll get a peek at Senator Clinton's mental health records? The level of denial is getting pathological.

Posted by Andy Niable | May 23, 2008 1:01 PM


If the freckling is caused by exposure to the sun, I'd call that quite remarkable indeed.

Posted by keshmeshi | May 23, 2008 1:05 PM

I cannot in good conscience support a freckled-assed candidate for President of the United States.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | May 23, 2008 3:06 PM

I wonder why he hasn't had the quick 5 minute test for Alzheimer's even though he's almost a decade past 65?

It's nowhere in his records.

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 23, 2008 4:26 PM

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