Slog - Comments on Jesus

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:17:25 -0800

Read it/shocked.

Visualized it/laughed.

Still laughing...

Comment by Brian

Brian — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:28:12 -0800

Oh yeah Poe, you wouldn't be laughing if it was your grandmother now would you... Oh never mind, I laughed too. One day I hope I die in shocking way that will allow an entire city a genuine moment of false pathos.

Comment by Damien

Damien — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:00:19 -0800

Jesus is right. She was going to have a pretty great day, until Jesus made her crash her car and land upside down.

Bless her soul, and pray for her family. She's in heaven now.

Comment by Bob

Bob — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:18:49 -0800

Irony for retards. I bet she was a Christian AND a heterosexual!

Every grandchild deserves a grandfather and grandmother.

Idiots.

Comment by drewl

drewl — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:42:03 -0800

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Comment by Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Whozeewhatsit

Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Whozeewhatsit — Mon, 19 May 2008 22:30:45 -0800

I'll tell you what I'd like to crash into...an enormous whozeewhatsit!!!

Comment by RainMan

RainMan — Mon, 19 May 2008 22:39:35 -0800

I was in an accident once (Interstate 80 near Lyman, Wyoming, December 31, 1997) in which my car went off the road and landed upside down in the median strip. I would not be alive today if I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt. This is not an experience I would wish on anyone. Jesus, indeed.

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Tue, 20 May 2008 06:58:24 -0800

Old people are great for a good laugh!

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Tue, 20 May 2008 07:32:58 -0800

@7, being anywhere near Lyman Wyoming is not an experience I would wish on anyone either.

Comment by eric

eric — Tue, 20 May 2008 07:42:21 -0800

Are the police sure a pit bull wasn't driving?

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Tue, 20 May 2008 08:28:58 -0800

there are worse ways to go. at least she didn't drive thru a shopping center, killing and maiming dozens in her path and saying later that "oh, officer i had my foot on the brake the whole time."

Comment by montex

montex — Tue, 20 May 2008 10:31:56 -0800

Am I the only one who thinks the wording of the article is odd? It was "her car" that crashed into a utility pole, not the elderly driver who drove into it.

I wish car manufacturers didn't build cars with a mind of their own. Her family should sue the maker for putting cars on the road that wrest control from the drivers and cause deadly accidents.

Why won't the government protect us from these dangerous vehicles?

Comment by Joey Marone

Joey Marone — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:45:18 -0800

This just in: Really old people suck at driving really, really bad. If it gets to be any more of a problem, officials say, they may have to divert their attention away from pestering local pubs about noise and the potential 20-year-olds drinking inside.