Slog - Comments on "It Didn't Taste Expired" http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired To the kind soul who sent us a case of Ensure which expired in 2006: Paul Constant's guts thank you. To see more of Mr. Constant drinking things he shouldn't, click here.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 21 May 2008 14:38:06 -0800 Thu, 22 May 2008 14:22:54 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe Pwnt.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029320 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029320 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 14:45:37 -0800 Comment by Cato the Younger Younger You're welcome!

]]> Cato the Younger Younger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029323 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029323 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 14:47:17 -0800 Comment by PopTart The chocolate flavor is much better and calorically convenient if you ever dislocate a bone in your jaw and can't eat.

I hope that its expired state did not have a colonic effect on Paul. Though if the guy can chug spaghetti sauce I suspect his gut is lined with steel anyway.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029351 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029351 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 15:12:29 -0800 Comment by Abby I'm envious, really.

]]> Abby http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029355 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029355 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 15:17:07 -0800 Comment by Gabe Everyone knows men don't read expiration dates! Enjoyed the video link, missed it somehow until now, though I did read Paul's article when the rag came out.

]]> Gabe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029377 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029377 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 15:45:38 -0800 Comment by Greg My fiancee's grandparents keep diet cokes in the fridge forever. Somehow they never seem to run out of cans from 1997 even though people keep accidentally opening them and taking a sip.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029418 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029418 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 16:17:15 -0800 Comment by Jessica Ensure is fucking nasty, especially when it's all you can have post-oral surgery.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029421 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029421 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 16:19:29 -0800 Comment by THE MEAT MACHINE Paul! I challenge you to an Ensure quarter-bounce chug-off. In the park. 6 pm. I'm gonna put some meat on your grill.

]]> THE MEAT MACHINE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029474 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029474 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 17:10:27 -0800 Comment by Sam Greg, something similar happened to me with a can of regular coke. Swear to God it tasted fermented. I think I probably have gotten drunk off the stuff. And brain damaged.

]]> Sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029607 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029607 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 21:36:11 -0800 Comment by vooodooo84 My dad had me drink a very old Red Hook last summer, it had to be expired because the bottle was from before the redesign, and the bottle cap was all rusty. Didn't taste good, but not terrible.

]]> vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029610 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1029610 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 22:00:17 -0800 Comment by jean genie OOOhhhh! Ooooohhhh!
I need the lids off those bottles! Or just a few of them!
It's a long story but if you would mail me 3 or 4 lids I'd pay for the postage.

]]> jean genie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1030209 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/it_didnt_taste_expired#c1030209 Life Thu, 22 May 2008 14:22:54 -0800