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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

“It Didn’t Taste Expired”

posted by on May 21 at 14:38 PM

To the kind soul who sent us a case of Ensure which expired in 2006: Paul Constant’s guts thank you.


To see more of Mr. Constant drinking things he shouldn’t, click here.

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Posted by Mr. Poe | May 21, 2008 2:45 PM

You're welcome!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 21, 2008 2:47 PM

The chocolate flavor is much better and calorically convenient if you ever dislocate a bone in your jaw and can't eat.

I hope that its expired state did not have a colonic effect on Paul. Though if the guy can chug spaghetti sauce I suspect his gut is lined with steel anyway.

Posted by PopTart | May 21, 2008 3:12 PM

I'm envious, really.

Posted by Abby | May 21, 2008 3:17 PM

Everyone knows men don't read expiration dates! Enjoyed the video link, missed it somehow until now, though I did read Paul's article when the rag came out.

Posted by Gabe | May 21, 2008 3:45 PM

My fiancee's grandparents keep diet cokes in the fridge forever. Somehow they never seem to run out of cans from 1997 even though people keep accidentally opening them and taking a sip.

Posted by Greg | May 21, 2008 4:17 PM

Ensure is fucking nasty, especially when it's all you can have post-oral surgery.

Posted by Jessica | May 21, 2008 4:19 PM

Paul! I challenge you to an Ensure quarter-bounce chug-off. In the park. 6 pm. I'm gonna put some meat on your grill.

Posted by THE MEAT MACHINE | May 21, 2008 5:10 PM

Greg, something similar happened to me with a can of regular coke. Swear to God it tasted fermented. I think I probably have gotten drunk off the stuff. And brain damaged.

Posted by Sam | May 21, 2008 9:36 PM

My dad had me drink a very old Red Hook last summer, it had to be expired because the bottle was from before the redesign, and the bottle cap was all rusty. Didn't taste good, but not terrible.

Posted by vooodooo84 | May 21, 2008 10:00 PM

OOOhhhh! Ooooohhhh!
I need the lids off those bottles! Or just a few of them!
It's a long story but if you would mail me 3 or 4 lids I'd pay for the postage.

Posted by jean genie | May 22, 2008 2:22 PM

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