Life “It Didn’t Taste Expired”
posted by May 21 at 14:38 PM
onTo the kind soul who sent us a case of Ensure which expired in 2006: Paul Constant’s guts thank you.
To see more of Mr. Constant drinking things he shouldn’t, click here.
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Pwnt.
You're welcome!
The chocolate flavor is much better and calorically convenient if you ever dislocate a bone in your jaw and can't eat.
I hope that its expired state did not have a colonic effect on Paul. Though if the guy can chug spaghetti sauce I suspect his gut is lined with steel anyway.
I'm envious, really.
Everyone knows men don't read expiration dates! Enjoyed the video link, missed it somehow until now, though I did read Paul's article when the rag came out.
My fiancee's grandparents keep diet cokes in the fridge forever. Somehow they never seem to run out of cans from 1997 even though people keep accidentally opening them and taking a sip.
Ensure is fucking nasty, especially when it's all you can have post-oral surgery.
Paul! I challenge you to an Ensure quarter-bounce chug-off. In the park. 6 pm. I'm gonna put some meat on your grill.
Greg, something similar happened to me with a can of regular coke. Swear to God it tasted fermented. I think I probably have gotten drunk off the stuff. And brain damaged.
My dad had me drink a very old Red Hook last summer, it had to be expired because the bottle was from before the redesign, and the bottle cap was all rusty. Didn't taste good, but not terrible.
OOOhhhh! Ooooohhhh!
I need the lids off those bottles! Or just a few of them!
It's a long story but if you would mail me 3 or 4 lids I'd pay for the postage.
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