more importantly, will Duffman be there?
will the dwarfs do a renactment (sp?) of the battle of puebla?
That would fucking be awesome.
If being small counts as "talent", what about having a hairy ass?
I think they'll be using obsidian knives to sacrifice people at their temple.
Tiki Bob's, Cowgirls Inc. and Vessel (obvs).
If they're not wrestling, I'm not going.
You can never have too much jello, @7.
Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature.
@9: Thank you—just trying to sort this through. I went to Tiki Bob's (a.k.a. "Tiki's," usu. screamed/bellowed) and there were no sombrero'd dwarfs, only Corona girls giving out schwag, a blind Native American guy whom the DJ kept referring to as "Crazy Horse," and, finally, Jell-O wrestling.
hey bethany, the next time http://shortdwarf.com does a promotional liquor branding event with dwarf & midget talent, you can rest assured WE will let you know or you can call us @ 1-866-U-midget and find out directly! maybe the gig never happened? but you and others can book our elves, oompa loompas and leprechauns the next time you want your event to rock!
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