http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1 A "Promotional Talent and Marketing Agency specializing in 'midgets' and 'dwarf' talent" won't tell me which Seattle bars will have six sombrero-wearing, tequila-dispensing such persons on premises tonight. It's Cinco de Mayo--everyone knows that en espanol, that means "little people" (which I believe is the preferred nomenclature, though I'm not an expert as, say, someone at a talent agency specializing in such might be). Little people in traditional Mexican headdress. Si. This Promotional Liquor Branding Event involves teams of little people "bar-hopping" in multiple cities tonight "for a 4 (four) hour 'shift' meeting & greeting, mix and mingling, handing out... Copyright 2008 Mon, 05 May 2008 16:29:13 -0800 Wed, 07 May 2008 06:38:12 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss more importantly, will Duffman be there?

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014760 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014760 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 16:38:04 -0800 will the dwarfs do a renactment (sp?) of the battle of puebla?

]]> SeMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014793 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014793 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 16:53:51 -0800 That would fucking be awesome.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014804 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014804 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 17:01:35 -0800 If being small counts as "talent", what about having a hairy ass?

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014815 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014815 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 17:08:41 -0800 I think they'll be using obsidian knives to sacrifice people at their temple.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014841 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014841 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 17:22:27 -0800 Tiki Bob's, Cowgirls Inc. and Vessel (obvs).

]]> kid icarus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014848 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014848 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 17:30:17 -0800 If they're not wrestling, I'm not going.

]]> Explorer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014862 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014862 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 17:39:52 -0800 You can never have too much jello, @7.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014972 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1014972 At Large Mon, 05 May 2008 19:22:00 -0800 Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1015290 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1015290 At Large Tue, 06 May 2008 09:30:49 -0800 @9: Thank you—just trying to sort this through. I went to Tiki Bob's (a.k.a. "Tiki's," usu. screamed/bellowed) and there were no sombrero'd dwarfs, only Corona girls giving out schwag, a blind Native American guy whom the DJ kept referring to as "Crazy Horse," and, finally, Jell-O wrestling.

]]> Bethany Jean Clement http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1015371 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1015371 At Large Tue, 06 May 2008 09:47:30 -0800 hey bethany, the next time http://shortdwarf.com does a promotional liquor branding event with dwarf & midget talent, you can rest assured WE will let you know or you can call us @ 1-866-U-midget and find out directly! maybe the gig never happened? but you and others can book our elves, oompa loompas and leprechauns the next time you want your event to rock!

]]> 1866Umidget http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1017017 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/in_search_of_1#c1017017 At Large Wed, 07 May 2008 06:38:12 -0800