You know, I could almost understand the pro-life side if they would simply stick to protesting the physical act of abortion in favor of an adoption alternative, but that would never happen with nuts like these.

;)

Wait for a Bush-like "Teach the controversy!" tactic (borrowed from evolution vs. "intelligent" design) to further undermine reproductive rights.

Moralism aside, I am convinced - and have been convinced since I was a kid, and Roe vs Wade became law - that a good chunk of the "Pro-Life" crowd are people who don't want to see a woman "get away" with having had sex. It's the whole puritan thing.

seriously i'm actually worried.

Good to know that only the classiest of organizations are behind The Pill Kills!

what? how does a PILL do that? that's a barrier method's job. seeing as how i already have children and fertility issues no longer personally concern me, i might not be up on the latest...but this sounds erroneous to me.

Spread the word: the pill saves the unborn! ...just make sure you don't take the sugar pill at the end of the month.

Just a normal ole period flushes more fertilized eggs than any 'birth-control' method. Seems like even God didn't want a woman pregnant every month.

The pro-lifers should sue GOD!!

"Spontaneous" ... yeah sure, it's God. He's telling the Pope to damn him ...

Here's how it works: blowdried Republican candidate X gets on the stump and rails about homersexuals and abortionists. Mouthbreathers applaud. X goes to Washington, spends all his time getting tax breaks for the rich. Goes back to East Bumfuck in two years and says "I tried to fix the system, but the liberal media and the hollywood elites are just too powerful. But this year we're gonna do it!" Repeat ad infinitum.

This has worked for them for almost twenty years.

No, it doesn't.

Just no.

Seriously. Not even one.

All of that bullshit comes from the advertising propaganda some of the pharm companies use, which claims that oral contraceptives work by "inhibiting sperm passage, preventing eggs from ripening, and preventing implantation in the case of fertilization."

The first claim is doubtful at best and kind of irrelevant, and subsequent medical research has shown the third to be FALSE.

It is this third claim - that the Pill inhibits implantation - that the fundies are using to call oral contraceptives abortificients. And they are lying. No study has ever been able to show that oral contraceptives (normal or Emergency) lead to the failure to implant of an otherwise viable fetus.

People repeat this lie constantly and it makes me crazy.

* It easily opens the door for marital infidelity;

* it especially opens the door for temptation to youth;

* “a man who grows accustomed to the use of contraceptive methods may forget the reverence due to a woman, and… reduce her to being a mere instrument for the satisfaction of his own desires, no longer considering her as his partner whom he should surround with care and affection.”

wow.... scary! (if it were true)

Perfect for the Republicans.

But they'll never get rid of abortion. It's too much of a guaranteed vote getter. Without abortion, the Catholic vote would probably go Democractic, as would the fundies.

"Baby. It's what's for dinner."

"Save diapers for the elderly; eat a baby."

"The best way to stop abortions is self-sterilization. Here, use my coathanger."

Just a few bumper sticker ideas I had to help fight the war against pro-lifers. It should help, y'know, before I become world dictator and have all these excessive breeders chemically sterilized.

#35, so you're saying the Physician's Desk Reference is wrong? If you're going to make claims that everyone is lying and full of bullshit, maybe you could cite your "subsequent medical research" as to avoid looking like you're making shit up?

"Ever notice that most pro-lifers are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"
-George Carlin

...good thing I'm on the pill.

“Planned Parenthood is an organization that exploits young people in order to make a profit, by recruiting them as customers.”

Um. No it doesn’t. It’s a non-profit.

GOD I hate liars.

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