I am amazed how media unsavvy this media hag is. My god...

Could we please just limit any future mention of these two attention-guzzling imbeciles to assassination attempts only?

I doubt anyone outside of a small section of Manhattan is REALLY going to care whether they off themselves at some future date.

Completely separate from their individual and combined plights (or why I should care even the slightest), reading both these articles leaves me with the following question: Does anyone at either of those papers believe in editing? Or brevity? Or getting to the point in less than 100,000 words? WTF!! Do the editors just run a spell check and publish the story as submitted? Did their red pens run out of ink?

His story was (blessedly) shorter than hers. But both were unbearably long. And for that I blame the editors.

New York is the most provincial city in the United States, in the world. Let's not indulge them.

And now I have to go blow my brains out because I realize that it is insane for me to have an opinion on this.

You hit the nail on the head. I visited New York after taking a trip to Istanbul and my hosts couldn't believe that I found New York to be a little boring in comparison. They also couldn't believe that other places do movies in the park or have scooter gangs or bicycle gangs. It's like they never leave.

@16 I swear not all women are like this. Not all. Just, sadly, most.

"You look like a very pleasant woman." (Translation: I'd have sex with you.) Ew ew ew ew ew.

These people are wastes of oxygen.

"Oh. Poor me. My first boyfriend asked me for privacy and I refused to give it to him. Then my second boyfriend got mad at me for posting about him but I did it anyway and he dumped me." Boo-fucking-hoo.

I do have a question, though, of all people, why the fuck was Jimmy Kimmel interviewing people on Larry King's show? I liked that he went after Emily like that, but seriously? Jimmy Kimmel on CNN?

You're responding to a misogynistic fuckwit. He hates women and is looking for any excuse to hate us. Figuratively kick him in the balls or ignore him, but don't think that anything he wrote is in good faith. It's not.

Oh, and YGBKM @16. Eat shit and die.

I don't "hate" women. I just find that they are frequently annoying and generally irrelevant. (Kind of like children. Which I don't hate either, but I do avoid whenever possible.) I just don't see the point in them.

Seems to me like you have the hate market pretty well cornered... (But then you girls are always soooo emotional aren't you?)

Actually there is a space between hate and love... Extreme indifference tempered by mild irritation would be a better characterization of my regard for women.

I just haven't ever found a use for them in my adult life. I haven't identified anything I needed or wanted from another person that a man couldn't better provide to me.

So I find women to mostly be annoying nuisances.

Calling that misogyny robs a perfectly good word of its useful meaning.