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Friday, May 9, 2008

Good Morning!

posted by on May 9 at 9:10 AM

Hm… maybe it’s too early for this?


It’s an ad for a “high performance lubricants” for sale a sex shop in Geneva, Switzerland, and—needless to say—it couldn’t happen here. And, yes, that’s a picture of Oscar Wilde on the wall. A literary reference classes the whole thing up, no? Via copyranter.

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uh, how about a cut or at least an NSFW?
Jesus. Not everyone loves bare man-ass before 10am.

Posted by harryBareAss | May 9, 2008 9:15 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | May 9, 2008 9:15 AM

Firefox > Tools > Content > Load images automatically [Exceptions...] > Address of web site: > [Block] > Close > OK.

Posted by elenchos | May 9, 2008 9:22 AM

Is that reverse fist fucking?

BTW, tacky decor in the bedroom. I wouldn't fuck or get fucked by anyone there! HURUMPH!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 9, 2008 9:22 AM

@3 Genius.

Posted by Marty | May 9, 2008 9:23 AM

And a good morning to you too. The thumb weirds me out though.

Posted by squidoo | May 9, 2008 9:27 AM

As Oscar said... either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

Posted by Uncle Vinny | May 9, 2008 9:29 AM

Around here, "not safe for work" is abbreviated as S L O G.

Posted by El Seven | May 9, 2008 9:31 AM

literally? I think you mean literARy.

Also, is it too early? Uh, it is never late enough for something like that...

Posted by Mike in MO | May 9, 2008 9:34 AM

Why thank you, Thing!

Posted by Gomez Addams | May 9, 2008 9:44 AM

Yeah, thanks for the NSFW crap. Any chance you could just post some people having sex and get ALL your readers fired?

Posted by Scalpel | May 9, 2008 9:46 AM

the entire thing that is ridiculous to me is the idea that any gay man would want to inhabit their partners anal cavity. seriously, living in another dudes ass is supposed to be hot?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | May 9, 2008 9:58 AM

at last! a photo of ecce homo!

Posted by scary tyler moore | May 9, 2008 10:00 AM

I would do what #3 did, but I read Slog in a feed reader :(

Posted by w7ngman | May 9, 2008 10:15 AM

Ya know, if people don't browse slog from work, I bet your viewer statistics are going to tank. I can have "racy" things on my office monitor, but stuff like this will get me fired. Knock it off.

Posted by not unemployed yet | May 9, 2008 10:31 AM

Even though I work at a church,
and read SLOG all freaking day,
and know that if anyone walked by and saw that picture my ass would be fired,

That is the funniest thing I have seen all week. Way funnier than the man - babies and those were he-larry-ous.
Thanks Dan.

Posted by Fly-Over Illinois | May 9, 2008 10:47 AM

Well, if today wasn't already my last day at work, then having my boss see this would've sealed the deal!

Posted by Michigan Matt | May 9, 2008 10:55 AM

@3 great advice if i want to keep viewing slog at work. now that i've done it, though, i find that the text looks smaller (different font too?) and the whole site is just... boring. when i want to view a picture by left-clicking, how do i know i'm not going to get some goatse image anyway? i don't really browse at home... so i guess i'm out of here :(

Posted by cilantro hernandez | May 9, 2008 11:03 AM

I'm viewing from home, but yeah, a "NSFW after the jump" would be helpful to a lot of people at work. It's not difficult plus it adds an element of curiousity to what's behind the link.

Posted by Jason Josephes | May 9, 2008 11:11 AM

I don't know, but I think that man needs to see a doctor. Either that or he is just ambidextrous.

Posted by Sad Comment | May 9, 2008 11:19 AM

I have a gay manager! yay!

Posted by NaFun | May 9, 2008 11:30 AM

hey, some people read this thing at work!!

Posted by joe | May 9, 2008 11:45 AM

hey, some people read this thing at work. mad at the slog right now.

Posted by joe | May 9, 2008 11:46 AM

That's a picture of my boss, so it's cool...

Posted by michael strangeways | May 9, 2008 1:44 PM

@ 12:

With gas and housing prices the way they are, sharing somebody's ass as living space doesn't seem all that unattractive. Beats a cardboard box in the park.

But there's something disturbing about this ad.

Posted by Wolf | May 9, 2008 4:33 PM

That's quite a testimonial to the lubricity of said product, that that fellow can fit Roger Ebert up his butt!

Posted by CP | May 10, 2008 12:48 PM

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