Celeb Gold-Plated Paraplegic Pornographer/First-Amendment Warrior Spotted in Downtown Wine Bar
posted by on May 19 at 7:36 AM
This just in from Slog Tipper Marti’s Friend, represented by Slog tipper Marti, who writes:
My friend spotted Larry Flynt (eew!) at Purple Cafe and Wine Bar this past Friday. Apparently he rolled in in golden wheelchair—gold wheels, gold spokes—I guess the whole thing was gold. But it wasn’t hopped up, electrically—some guy was just pushing it, old-style. Exciting shit.
P.S. Minutes before I received this tip, Flynt had just come up in a conversation I was having about, uh, this, with my lawyer friend saying the First Amendment would likely protect the gross parodists of saintly Dolly just as it protected the gross parodists of that fucker Falwell. Stupid fairness.
**yawn** this affects me again how?
Dolly Parton is a bitch.
And gold is SOOO tacky!!
It is an odd social commentary when the President of the United States is doing everything in his power to undermine the constitution, and a tacky pornographer has become a champion of the constitution.
Are you having 80s flashbacks, Reverse?
Howard Stern isn't fit to clean Dolly's shoes.
Fnarf, I was referring to Larry Flynt, not Howard Stern.
Stern is a dumbass, but just yesterday I used Hustler v. Falwell to explain to a co-worker why Dolly Parton isn't likely to sue Stern's show.
I wonder why the old coot was in Seattle?
Yes, Reverse, I know. Flynt's battles against the morality of a Republican president were 20 years ago. Your verb tenses are out of date.
Agreed, Dolly Parton is a sweetheart. I'm all for mean/sick/weird humor, and can appreciate Howard Stern, but this is uncalled for. There are so many folks in showbiz who deserve it.
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