Celeb Gold-Plated Paraplegic Pornographer/First-Amendment Warrior Spotted in Downtown Wine Bar
posted by May 19 at 7:36 AMon
This just in from Slog Tipper Marti’s Friend, represented by Slog tipper Marti, who writes:
My friend spotted Larry Flynt (eew!) at Purple Cafe and Wine Bar this past Friday. Apparently he rolled in in golden wheelchair—gold wheels, gold spokes—I guess the whole thing was gold. But it wasn’t hopped up, electrically—some guy was just pushing it, old-style. Exciting shit.
P.S. Minutes before I received this tip, Flynt had just come up in a conversation I was having about, uh, this, with my lawyer friend saying the First Amendment would likely protect the gross parodists of saintly Dolly just as it protected the gross parodists of that fucker Falwell. Stupid fairness.