Slog - Comments on Gold Bond Aims for the Nuts http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts It's an open secret: a quick dusting of Gold Bond Medicated Powder can keep a fellow's junk feeling fresh as a tingly daisy. Now, Gold Bond ad execs are explicitly targeting the man's-junk market, via the sassy, double entendre-laden website/ad campaign PowderMyEquipment.com. (Thanks for the heads-up, Gawker.)... Copyright 2008 Wed, 14 May 2008 13:57:08 -0800 Wed, 14 May 2008 19:56:41 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by elenchos Tee hee!

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024582 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024582 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:10:46 -0800 Comment by Greg Doesn't talc promote cancer or some shit?

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024584 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024584 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:12:15 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe /2007

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024601 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024601 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:17:25 -0800 Comment by Sachi Wilson Why in heck must male genitals be referred to as "junk"? That's just disgusting. How are any of you men going to persuade us wimmen to be interested in you if you call your junk "junk"?

(Or if you're a homo, how are you going to recruit those gullible horny young studs to be your servants . . . . ?)

:D

]]> Sachi Wilson http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024608 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024608 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:24:31 -0800 Comment by w7ngman Also cuts down on pesky chafing.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024618 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024618 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:27:40 -0800 Comment by David Schmader Junk is acceptable only for its ability to sum up the various parts without making explicit reference to any of them.

But you're right, "junk" does have inherent negative connotations, so perhaps we should switch to....bouquet?

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024624 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024624 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:31:02 -0800 Comment by Greg I vote for "gear and tackle."

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024628 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024628 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:32:28 -0800 Comment by w7ngman (I would know, I was in a drum and bugle corps)

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024634 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024634 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:35:27 -0800 Comment by Dylan! I refer to mine as the "Midnight Meat Train".

]]> Dylan! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024642 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024642 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:36:35 -0800 Comment by reverend dr dj riz #4
package.. i like package..
how about powder my package ?

]]> reverend dr dj riz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024668 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024668 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:49:39 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I have no "junk". I have only finely crafted jewels. They are delicate but need frequent polishing. And dusting with Gold Bond (really, the stuff is great, I didn't need any website to tell me that).

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024673 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024673 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:51:57 -0800 Comment by Andrew They should only be referred to as wedding vegetables!

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024676 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024676 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:54:04 -0800 Comment by cunei4m But it tastes funny...

]]> cunei4m http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024678 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024678 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:55:24 -0800 Comment by joykiller It works best if you use the blue bottle. Colloquially, this practice is known as "the elves," as in 1,000 tiny elves gently massaging my, um, junk.

]]> joykiller http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024688 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024688 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 14:58:38 -0800 Comment by Hernandez "Package" and "Jewels" are widely understood and acceptable terms, for sure, but there's something so elegant (and oddly descriptive) about "Bouquet". I'll run that one by my old lady tonight and get back to you, Schmader.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024711 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024711 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 15:09:05 -0800 Comment by Tom in Chicago After watching those videos, my junk feels all tingly...and I didn't even apply any powder.

]]> Tom in Chicago http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024784 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024784 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 15:43:18 -0800 Comment by Ryan @14 ok, so I have the blue bottle which I use for my feet. Sometimes if I am over enthusiastic, it burns.

You want me to put this on my genitalia?

]]> Ryan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024834 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024834 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 16:05:37 -0800 Comment by Non Does Gold Bond help the nut smell? I'm going to have to grab some of that.

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024863 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024863 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 16:18:52 -0800 Comment by Fnarf @17 - trust us, if you use a small amount it's very nice and cooling, and prevents chafing.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024909 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024909 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 16:42:21 -0800 Comment by max solomon TOO TINGLY! IT BURNS!

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024937 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024937 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 16:54:25 -0800 Comment by PopTart Does it counter that weird rotten musky earthy smell some guys have? Why is it that some guys smell so good and some guys smell like, well rotten cabbage I guess.

@8 What drum and bugle corp and what did you play? I was a flag girl myself, marching band, not drum corps.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024960 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024960 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 17:03:31 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Wow, that's terrible. I did not know that. I smell like plumeria and fresh ocean breezes myself. And my farts smell like Christmas morning.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024984 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1024984 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 17:16:34 -0800 Comment by Donolectic I dig the musky smell on guys as long as it's just their natural scent and not that they're dirty. Such a turn on.

]]> Donolectic http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1025016 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1025016 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 17:41:26 -0800 Comment by scary tyler moore i'd hit the spanish soccer player. something about latin men gets ME all tingly...

]]> scary tyler moore http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1025119 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/gold_bond_aims_for_the_nuts#c1025119 Media Wed, 14 May 2008 19:56:41 -0800