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Words to live by.

Remember, though, the bonecracker is the GF you want when you play GTA: Emerald City ....

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 13, 2008 5:33 PM
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In GTA: Emerald City the girlfriends don't invite you inside, they invite you to Seattle's Best.

Posted by w7ngman | May 13, 2008 5:38 PM
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That third one isn't exactly true, not if you have a bathtub full of ice, or can learn to live with the scent.

Posted by vooodooo84 | May 13, 2008 5:54 PM
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Considering some of the guys I've been out with lately, if they'd let me shoot them until they died our relationship definitely would've gone up by 10%.

Speaking of violence, a special note to guys: please don't ask a woman on your first date what kind of car she drives and then after she tells you look at her and say "Well then I'm going to have to kill you." First date death threats are not attractive and don't often lead to second dates.

Posted by PopTart | May 13, 2008 6:42 PM
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Hey! Mrs. Fnarf! Where's my special outfit? You're holding out on me!

Posted by Fnarf | May 13, 2008 7:05 PM
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It takes a while to make those corsets with spikes on the inside, Fnarf ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 13, 2008 8:26 PM

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