Slog - Comments on "Fill the fun bar all the way to the top" http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/fill_the_fun_bar_all_the_way_to_the_top McSweeney's has a list of "Good Advice From a Grand Theft Auto Dating FAQ." Many of these quotes apply to real life: If you raise your relationship level with a girl to 100% you'll be given a special outfit. and If you let her shoot you until you die, your relationship with her will go up by 10%. and [I]f you kill a girl through abuse, she will no longer be your girlfriend.... Copyright 2008 Tue, 13 May 2008 16:32:37 -0800 Tue, 13 May 2008 20:26:23 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Will in Seattle Words to live by.

Remember, though, the bonecracker is the GF you want when you play GTA: Emerald City ....

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Speaking of violence, a special note to guys: please don't ask a woman on your first date what kind of car she drives and then after she tells you look at her and say "Well then I'm going to have to kill you." First date death threats are not attractive and don't often lead to second dates.

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