Games “Fill the fun bar all the way to the top”
posted by May 13 at 16:32 PM
onMcSweeney’s has a list of “Good Advice From a Grand Theft Auto Dating FAQ.” Many of these quotes apply to real life:
If you raise your relationship level with a girl to 100% you’ll be given a special outfit.
and
If you let her shoot you until you die, your relationship with her will go up by 10%.
and
[I]f you kill a girl through abuse, she will no longer be your girlfriend.
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Words to live by.
Remember, though, the bonecracker is the GF you want when you play GTA: Emerald City ....
In GTA: Emerald City the girlfriends don't invite you inside, they invite you to Seattle's Best.
That third one isn't exactly true, not if you have a bathtub full of ice, or can learn to live with the scent.
Considering some of the guys I've been out with lately, if they'd let me shoot them until they died our relationship definitely would've gone up by 10%.
Speaking of violence, a special note to guys: please don't ask a woman on your first date what kind of car she drives and then after she tells you look at her and say "Well then I'm going to have to kill you." First date death threats are not attractive and don't often lead to second dates.
Hey! Mrs. Fnarf! Where's my special outfit? You're holding out on me!
It takes a while to make those corsets with spikes on the inside, Fnarf ...
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