Comments on "Extra Special: Aged 12 Years"

I think I've seen that advertised in the back of the Stranger...

Yikes. You know that this bottle contains nothing but lead-flavored coal juice, right?

Dirty.

We should never read labials, we should ... um ... ok, what exactly are we talking about now?

"Johnnie Worker"

I like the bottle of Jack in the background "JohnsDaphne" at the neck and "JoensDanhse" on the label. Err, labial.

Bartender, I'll have a double JohnsDaphne and coca-cora.

Tendessee?

God, I ruvs me the asians.

and to think i could have saved money on the Johnnie Walker black label I finished over the weekend!

Oh, Johnnie Worker, how I long for your discount soy and coal soot-infused generic whiskey!

I like my women like I like my whiskey: twelve years old and aged in a barrel.

Hahaha. Hot, six shooter.

Six shooter is my new hero. My friends are going to get tired of hearing that one in coming weeks.

I always heard it as, "twelve years old and mixed up with coke".

@10: '12-years old and mixed up with coke' is the traditional version IMHO.

Who drinks JW Black w/ Coke?

lip-smackin' good!

That ain't Johnnie Black, though, is it? God knows what it is; grain alcohol with Liquid Smoke in it, probably. Coal tar? Creosote?

Sounds like the title of a lesbian porn.

@12 --

Wow.
I've gotten Dan Savage to respond to a post,

I've guest Slogged for a day,

I've gotten Fnarf to call me his new hero,

What is left to live for? I guess I've got to fuck Poe and get into a flame war with Ecce Homo...

That's what I thought at first Fnarf, that the color was off, but it's hard to tell with the black/pink shining through.

@19 - I think if you do the former you'll accomplish the latter.

There may be a wait-list, six-shooter....

There is no waitlist, though I think you have to be jew-approved.

@23 Well, at least six-shooter is male, that ups his chances. I'll only ever get to fuck Mr. Poe figuratively.

p.s. Mr. Poe's jew is hot.

@24: Depends. You wanna star in a HUMP! film?

It's not just the color that's off, w7ngman.

I did recently secure a fine bottle of "Antiquity" brand whisky from India, which tastes like Laphroig that's had a cat pickling in the cask. Peaty, smoky, yet with a not-so-subtle rank undercurrent of kerosene, wet fur and clumped litter. Three ounces will give you a hangover like a Chevy 409 throwing a rod. Hey, there's still some left, who wants some?

@25, Does it involve me, Mr. Poe, and a british man?

You can take numbers all you want to fuck Mr. Poe, but keep in mind you must be a bona fide celebrity or otherwise be pre-approved by the Jew.

six shooter- Are you cute?

PopTart- Thanks. No British men have been brought up for approval yet.

Depends on who the British man is ...