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The blacker the labial the sweeter the juice?
Johnnie Worker Black Labial courtesy of China. Photo courtesy of “Yotam from Israel.”
I think I've seen that advertised in the back of the Stranger...
Yikes. You know that this bottle contains nothing but lead-flavored coal juice, right?
We should never read labials, we should ... um ... ok, what exactly are we talking about now?
I like the bottle of Jack in the background "JohnsDaphne" at the neck and "JoensDanhse" on the label. Err, labial.
Bartender, I'll have a double JohnsDaphne and coca-cora.
God, I ruvs me the asians.
and to think i could have saved money on the Johnnie Walker black label I finished over the weekend!
Oh, Johnnie Worker, how I long for your discount soy and coal soot-infused generic whiskey!
I like my women like I like my whiskey: twelve years old and aged in a barrel.
Hahaha. Hot, six shooter.
Six shooter is my new hero. My friends are going to get tired of hearing that one in coming weeks.
I always heard it as, "twelve years old and mixed up with coke".
@10: '12-years old and mixed up with coke' is the traditional version IMHO.
Who drinks JW Black w/ Coke?
That ain't Johnnie Black, though, is it? God knows what it is; grain alcohol with Liquid Smoke in it, probably. Coal tar? Creosote?
Sounds like the title of a lesbian porn.
I've gotten Dan Savage to respond to a post,
I've guest Slogged for a day,
I've gotten Fnarf to call me his new hero,
What is left to live for? I guess I've got to fuck Poe and get into a flame war with Ecce Homo...
That's what I thought at first Fnarf, that the color was off, but it's hard to tell with the black/pink shining through.
@19 - I think if you do the former you'll accomplish the latter.
There may be a wait-list, six-shooter....
There is no waitlist, though I think you have to be jew-approved.
@23 Well, at least six-shooter is male, that ups his chances. I'll only ever get to fuck Mr. Poe figuratively.
p.s. Mr. Poe's jew is hot.
@24: Depends. You wanna star in a HUMP! film?
It's not just the color that's off, w7ngman.
I did recently secure a fine bottle of "Antiquity" brand whisky from India, which tastes like Laphroig that's had a cat pickling in the cask. Peaty, smoky, yet with a not-so-subtle rank undercurrent of kerosene, wet fur and clumped litter. Three ounces will give you a hangover like a Chevy 409 throwing a rod. Hey, there's still some left, who wants some?
@25, Does it involve me, Mr. Poe, and a british man?
You can take numbers all you want to fuck Mr. Poe, but keep in mind you must be a bona fide celebrity or otherwise be pre-approved by the Jew.
six shooter- Are you cute?
PopTart- Thanks. No British men have been brought up for approval yet.
Depends on who the British man is ...
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