It takes Seattle a month to figure out how to dress in warm weather. One (1) month. Don't be impatient.
Name that restaurant!
It's a pocket for God's sake! What could possibly be wrong with that? Are we now to have daily pockets-in-public sightings?
Actually, I think it's a pendulous cotton colostomy bag.
Looks like a case of a member of the Capitol Hill One-Nutters inadvertently giving away the location of the "memento."
(Apologies to Bobby Sam, if he ever reads the Slog.)
Someone has some serious coinage going on...
or porn arcade tokens.
He's going to pay for his meal in change is my guess. Lord knows how his shorts even stayed up on the walk over.
This is the stupidest Slog post ever.
It is also the funniest Slog post ever. Bless you.
That could be a tumor. Shame on you for laughing.
Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Who do we want? LINDY! When do we want her? NOW!
Lindas is a non-judgemental cotton nutsack haven. Some people can't afford money that folds. Be nice.
Oh dear. No man should wear those shorts. But, elenchos @1 is right...Washingtonians need a soak (ha ha) period to practice proper summer wear.
bull nuts fantasy day - or just horns all around?
cute, been there 'cause this country boy fills his pockets too
and, yes, next come the hitches and possible bare ass as this type of guy does not wear underwear or socks, ever
Bwwa ha haa..... Do your pockets hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow...
Haarrrr...oh, that makes my belly hurt. Thank you, Lindy.
Oh, nut jokes . . . that's what this blog needs more of.
IT eeez Shpringk! Stop de shtoringk of de nutzez!
It's so painful to realize that anyplace I am thanks to camera phones and the internet I can have a picture taken of me without my knowing it and it can be posted on a blog somewhere for ironic hipsters to mock.
That being said, I'm strangely attracted to that guy's thigh.
PopTart, have you been to a Slog Party?
We're not that hip...
It's just a sack of skin!
It holds your testes in!
Don't overload 'em!
Or you'll explode 'em, your scrotum, hooray!
@18 I was at Slog Happy this month for trivia. I was drunk, I said stupid things. There were definitely hip people there. And ironic people too. And sometimes they were both hip and ironic.
Regardless, I still find it painful to realize that I could star in a "Glamour Don't" post somewhere on the internet at any time. I mean, I can't be fabulous 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, that would be exhausting.
Maybe he's just wearing a giant flannel towel?
Is that ... Christopher Frizzells's ENORMOUS POCKET?
It's posts like this that strike fear into the hearts of dead tree media editors and publishers. Boy, the internet is on fire.
Hmmmm, Lindy, did you come from the Portland Mercury?
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