That's the best writing I've read all week.
Lovely
Yah, that was pretty amazing, I love reading kid-written stories. They're either completely unintelligible or pop-culture-amalgamation-candy-store-explosions like that.
I think that story got me high a little bit. Thanks kid.
I saw that Koons statue at the SFMOMA. The picture doesn't do it justice. Its slightly larger than life size and the glowing translucent porcelain and the shiny gold are gorgeous. It looks like a Hindu statue of Krishna and it is a beautiful tender devotional work of art. Its also hilarious -I never though I would find a statue to be so funny.
Kids are rad. A banana bomb? Awesome.
This is the best Slog post in eons.
Hire this writer immediately.
I think a banana bomb made splat in my pants last night.
For a fifth grader, that's amazingly well written.
This story makes sense. Unlike most of Mudede's posts.
"The table screamed, “I don’t know. I just feel like it.”"
Imagination is so underrated. If only all evil-doers could be stopped by boogers, snot and bananas.
Thank you, Schnoodle—that was my favorite line, too.
My favorite line is "Especially, why are you haunting me?"
It's got conflict, crisis and (a bit) resolution. More than I can say about a lot of stories. When do we lose that natural story-telling ability? Post-virginity?
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