Enviro Dept. of Manic Weather
posted by May 15 at 8:51 AM
onRemember less than a month ago when it snowed? In mid-spring? Well, it’s still mid-spring and here’s the current forecast for tomorrow.
Not that you can put much stock in weather forecasts. Whenever the weatherologists (TM) predict snow, I get excited and buy ingredients for soup, but it usually ends up balmy. So this prediction of record-breaking heat… who knows, maybe it will snow. You should still plan on going to the beach.
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This is what passes for a Slog post these days?
"What's up with weathermen? Do they EVER get it right!?"
At my house tomorrow morning, I'm going to walk out front and yell "Let's tear the roof off this motherfucker!" And then, forthwith, a crew of men is going to tear the roof off the motherfucker. So rain would be bad just then.
No one can predict the weather around here. It's just a crapshoot. Nonetheless, here's hoping for sun to accompany your roof tearing off the motherfucker. Hell, here's hoping for sun, period.
beach snow officially sucks balls
With this heat wave get ready for lots of flooding on the rivers: That snow pack is going to go FAST!!
Have you ever noticed how EVERY region in the country thinks it has the craziest, most unpredictable weather? 'Twas true where I grew up, where I lived before, and where I live now.
Next person that says to me "Don't like the weather? Wait five minutes!" followed by a knowing guffaw is getting a kick in the junk.
Have you ever noticed how EVERY region in the country thinks it has the craziest, most unpredictable weather? 'Twas true where I grew up, where I lived before, and where I live now.
Next person that says to me "Don't like the weather? Wait five minutes!" followed by a knowing guffaw is getting a kick in the junk.
It was supp. to be nice TODAY!!!!
Where's the motherfuckin' SUN!!!!
Exactly, Durr. Seattle has the mildest weather in the country, at both ends of the scale.
Elenchos, that's classic. I wish I could watch you say it.
11:15 and still socked in - come on, sun - burn these clouds off! i want to be warm.
@9 I'm imagining he'll throw his arms wide open, toss his head back and bellow it at the top of his lungs. And then the choir from the church moving video will start in with a chorus of "We're gonna bring the roof down, yes we are, we're gonna bring the motherfuckin' roof on down."
Does anyone know if the gay nude beaches are still in operation? I heard that they were cracking down a while back because someone complained.
I suppose video is possible. Maybe even video with sound. Or maybe it will be dubbed. Stay tuned...
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