Enviro Bottoms Up!
posted by on May 29 at 10:33 AM
From the Bar Exam mailbag:
Why not soak up the sun and action at Ivar’s Salmon House’s waterside deck on Lake Union?… The Salmon House boasts a local cocktail favorite, dubbed “The Lake Union Water,” to “commemorate” the murky, yet beloved waters of Lake Union…. this signature cocktail has become a happy hour must and is treasured by Seattleites and tourists alike. The Lake Union Water is composed of vodka, Midori, Blue Curacao, pineapple, and Lake Union Water.
It’s the combined sewer overflows that make it taste so good.
They're great served neat and with a side of dysentery.
I prefer mine with a float of PCB's...
Ditch the Midori and add some floating fatty solids for authenticity.
Hell, why not just vodka and lake water?
I was stick to branch water.
that and the wonderful stench of all the guidos in their smelly suntan lotion docking their stinkpots so they can order crappy appetizers off the happy hour menu.
ivar's sucks a fatty. just as ken shrammy.
"show me your space needle!"
and, seriously, ivar's salmon house is the biggest scam in town. imagine: ivar's crappy food dressed up and put on a perty plate and served to you inside a perkins with a lake view. i bet it's expensive too, but i didn't stick around to pay.
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