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Friday, May 9, 2008

All the Plays on “Go Speed Racer Go” That You Can Stomach

posted by on May 9 at 11:23 AM

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Just a quick observation on blockbusters before Annie does Movie News this afternoon:

Speed Racer is currently at 35 on Metacritic, which is lower even than What Happens in Vegas, which is at 37.

I’m a total summer movie whore, though, so I’ll probably see Speed Racer. In fact, I’ll probably see it this weekend. And by ‘probably’ I mean ‘definitely.’

And I finally saw Iron Man. Boy, that sure is an awfully…American…movie, ain’t it?

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Iron Man was boring and done. It's disgustingly overrated.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 9, 2008 11:30 AM
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Aw, just 'cause EVERYBODY ELSE likes it, you gotta go and be Mr. Po(e)uty about it.

And I STILL say "Sunshine" sucks shiny metal ASS!

Posted by COMTE | May 9, 2008 11:34 AM
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Speed Racer has gotten terrible reviews, is probably dreadful, and goes against everything I normally look for in a movie...but for some reason it's the only movie I want to see this summer except maybe the new Batman.

Posted by Abby | May 9, 2008 11:34 AM
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I liked Iron Man. For a comic book movie, for a superhero movie, it could have been much worse.

Posted by Aislinn | May 9, 2008 11:38 AM
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There wasn't an original moment in Iron Man. There were hundreds of predictable moments, though.

Loved that "humanitarian" line by Howard. Good stuff.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 9, 2008 11:38 AM
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My son is taking me to see Speed Racer for Mother's Day. I don't care how execrable it is, it's the thought that counts.

monkeys in overalls kinda freak me out though.

Posted by PopTart | May 9, 2008 11:51 AM
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I liked Iron Man. It was fun.

Posted by kat | May 9, 2008 11:52 AM
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Is American meant to be a pejorative??

Posted by Doug S | May 9, 2008 11:59 AM
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You're never going to get a movie better than workmanlike from the super hero genre. The whole concept is immune to originality. The real problem with Iron Man was the weak action sequences.

Posted by elenchos | May 9, 2008 12:03 PM
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Yes, if only Iron Man had been made by Wes Anderson, and starred Crispin Glover as Tony Stark, and instead of building armor to fight evil, he makes small art-house movies on an 8mm camera that belonged to his estranged father, played in flashbacks by Bill Murray. Oh, and the whole film was shot according the rules of Dogma 95.

On the other hand, as a movie clearly advertised as escapist superhero action fluff, it was really good.

Posted by Scalpel | May 9, 2008 12:11 PM
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Yes, if only Iron Man had been made by Wes Anderson, and starred Crispin Glover as Tony Stark, and instead of building armor to fight evil, he makes small art-house movies on an 8mm camera that belonged to his estranged father, played in flashbacks by Bill Murray. Oh, and the whole film was shot according the rules of Dogma 95.

That would have been awesome.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 9, 2008 12:24 PM
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I liked the end of the credits in Iron Man.

Looking forward to Speed Racer in IMAX. Got into an argument with some teens, one of whose dad didn't like it, but then he was a fan of the original TV show, and to me that's most of why he probably didn't like it ... he's not that age anymore.

Go to it expecting a show but not thinking about the past and you'll probably have a great time.

That said, my one major objection to Iron Man: the music was way too soft.

TURN IT UP!

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 9, 2008 12:33 PM
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Wachowski brothers = shitty movie. And that includes the first Matrix movie.

Posted by JC | May 9, 2008 12:55 PM
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Iron Man was a lot of fun, though it is interesting that the next several announced Marvel Comics movies are taking superheroes into such a militaristic mode (with the exception of Thor, unless they make the "Ultimate" version of Thor, as a New Agey, antiwar activist who nontheless befriends the likes of Captain America and Iron Man to try to do good).

I'd pay money not to have to sit through Speed Racer, and I'm already dreading all the TV ads later this year that will be using those flashy, hypercolorful seizure effects, the way even candy ads on Nickolodeon use "bullet time" FX from The Matrix.

It's funny that the Wachowski Siblings have sort of wiped "V for Vendetta" off their resume in all the media hype for Speed Racer...

Posted by Peter F | May 9, 2008 12:57 PM
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why aren't you talking about the checkerboard bikini babe?

fags.

Posted by max solomon | May 9, 2008 1:09 PM
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@15: Because she's orange like an oompa-loompa.

Posted by Greg | May 9, 2008 3:12 PM
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@15 - because she gets in the way of the monkey.

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 9, 2008 4:15 PM
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Jeff Bridges fucking *stole* Iron Man. That guy's the best actor in Hollywood.

Posted by Big Sven | May 9, 2008 8:58 PM
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I would have said Robert Downey Jr. with his big anime eyes ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 9, 2008 9:05 PM
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Nothing with Robert Downey Jr. could every be a waste of my time. Not even Zodiac or Hearts and Souls.

Posted by el | May 10, 2008 12:05 AM
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Well, I doubt anyone is still reading this post, but I just got back from seeing Speed Racer and after all the negative reviews I set my expectation bar to zero. Doing that made the movie an enjoyable bit of fluff. The bright colors were nifty and the video game aspect didn't bother me, it just made my fingers itch to play a racing video game.

The dialog was execrable, though and mostly just made me wish they'd get back to the bright colors and the zoom zoom races.

Posted by PopTart | May 11, 2008 3:27 PM

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