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Can we just start putting youth pastors on the sex offender lists when they take the job and save ourselves some time? I'd certainly like to know if any are living in MY neighborhood.

Posted by NaFun | April 23, 2008 8:45 AM
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Two things:
1) Dan loves anus so much! He loves his own, he loves other mens in bathrooms, he loves Terry's. He has loved thousands of anus's over the course of his lifetime of buggering. Anything that offends the "anui" of the world is like watching the holocaust happen in front of him. To Dan, the persecution of anus's is like watching his best friend get gassed by nazis at aushwitz.
2) I love it when arrogant and ignorant city folk encounter something from the more rural part of this country. Not that any of you have actually shot a deer. No. Yet you go the extra step and conclude that someone who does is a serial killer. BRILLIANT!!! You guys sure do know a lot about life! I mean, between preening yourselves for a trip down to the glory hole, laughing at homeless people and finding new and exciting ways to make your hair look like shit, how do you have the time to chortle at the backwards ways of the common folk?
I take solace in the fact that city will turn into virtual slaughterhouses and you assholes will become cannibals when the impending collapse happens. That is, until you die from some ungodly illness picked up because you have no idea why it's important to core out your prey's asshole.

Posted by ecce homo | April 23, 2008 9:04 AM
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I would still be interested in seeing a statistical breakdown of youth pastor sex offenses. Which denomination is most likely to attract child rapists to work with children? Is there a certain part of the country where this abuse is more prevalent? Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by Hernandez | April 23, 2008 9:17 AM
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@3 Yes, please Dan can someone go through your posts and tally up location and denomination information, at least for the last few months? I'm curious if there's a pattern or if it is across the board across the country.

Posted by PopTart | April 23, 2008 10:08 AM
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Since ecce's spammed every comment thread today with this crap, can you start deleting them? Thanks.

Posted by NaFun | April 23, 2008 10:50 AM
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How can rape EVER be consider a "misdemeanor" offense?!

Posted by Sam | April 23, 2008 12:03 PM

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