just wait for those dolphins to sexually assault a person!
The notion of Mariska Hargitay getting it on with a dolphin is HAWT.
Oh Mariska, haven't you heard about Dolphin Rape? You're playing right into thier manipulative flippers!
i've always admired her for not changing her name to something easier to remember. like Mary Hart.
Your headline is the title of a mixtape by Eminem and Royce da 5'9". And that is all for headline trivia by Carollani this morning.
More sadistic than "24"? The show that the government has now acknowledged as a source of inspiration for its torture techniques? Really?
@6 - Yes, really. Have you ever watched 24? They don't tend to dwell on child rape and the gruesome details of sexual assault in as many possible configurations as they can imagine, week after week . . .
And wow, this is certainly a new low for Robin Williams. That looks just terrible.
@7: 99% of the time, I can't stand L&O:SVU. And then there are nights like tonight, where I made a date with a friend and her cable TV to watch it. Because everyone loves a train wreck.
I LIKE Mariska Hargitay--and it's weird how much she looks like her mom facially. She was in the car when Jayne Mansfield was killed, and has a scar from that.
SVU's best faux name was given to it by TV Guide -- "Sexy Verdict: Unanimous!"
TVG was obv referring to the hot-tastic lead actors, but seriously ... calling a show about sexual assault "Sexy" is wrong. Just wrong enough to be awesome.
SVU also habitually confuses sex with teenagers and pedofelia. As a parent of teenagers, I am really, really not a fan of underage sex. But (unlike the SVU writers) I know a college student hooking up with a high schooler is waaay different than hooking up with a kindergartener.
And Mariska Hargitay looks more and more like a human Bratz doll every season. So wrong.
this post is cracking me up.
Mr. Schmader, I like you lots. I think you're the bee's knees. But I'm disappointed with this post. Because, I clicked on the link expecting it to be just hilarious. It was gonna be about another idiotic star who has a quasi charity designed to help people they don't actually take the time to understand.
And then I clicked on it, prepared for hilarity, and read about how Mariska Hargitay is a trained rape crisis counselor, and actually does a shit-ton of intelligent charity work for people recovering from sexual abuse.
So, not so funny, actually pretty nice.
Go Mariska Hargitay, and go dolphins!
Hello Sara: Yes, she's a bad ass, let there be no mistake.
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