Slog - Comments on What Type of Person... http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person Last week, during dinner at an excellent little restaurant in Manhattan, the Blue Ribbon on Sullivan Street, I was introduced to a man who soon after accepting an invitation to take a seat at the table, told me and two other friends (one of whom he was acquainted with) that he had recently fucked a woman who had briefly dated John F. Kennedy, Jr. Clearly he wanted this piece of information to make the men at the table think of him in the way he thought of himself--as a person of some importance. I then realized that this type of... Copyright 2008 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:33:04 -0800 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:13:16 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe Classy guy.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004528 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004528 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:32:44 -0800 Comment by gnossos ahem..."excepting an invitation"

Accepting.

And clearly you don't read posts by Will in Seattle...

]]> gnossos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004531 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004531 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:35:19 -0800 Comment by gad. starfucker-fucker. duh.

]]> gad. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004534 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004534 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:36:44 -0800 Comment by Chris irrelavant

]]> Chris http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004536 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004536 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:38:16 -0800 Comment by wiseblood Starfucker-er

]]> wiseblood http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004541 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004541 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:39:40 -0800 Comment by NaFun fucked?

]]> NaFun http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004543 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004543 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:41:10 -0800 Comment by catnextdoor I've met a few star fuckers, but no fuckers of fuckers. They are usually creepy and depressing to watch act like puppies around the stars they are trying to bone. ugh.

]]> catnextdoor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004552 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004552 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:45:50 -0800 Comment by Non But he is a FUCKER of a STAR FUCKER, in that case....if he boned somebody who purported to bone Kennedy, that is, right?

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004560 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004560 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:49:50 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER "Desperate"

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004564 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004564 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:50:44 -0800 Comment by DOUG. "Starfucker once removed"

]]> DOUG. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004566 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004566 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:51:41 -0800 Comment by infrequent so this guy failed as a starfucker, and had to drop down a level? i'm with irrelevant or creepy. starfuckerfucker would be the obvious choice, but starfuckerer rolls off the tongue better. for some reason, my mind first went to:

assistant to the starfucker.

]]> infrequent http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004567 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004567 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:52:05 -0800 Comment by heywhatsit Anyone who fucks a music critic?

]]> heywhatsit http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004569 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004569 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:52:34 -0800 Comment by orangekrush i think the starfucker squared would actually cancel oneself out, and disapear into the 5th dimension,near where kato kaelin now resides, being the roomie of an " alleged" murderer.

]]> orangekrush http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004573 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004573 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:56:13 -0800 Comment by Dave Coffman My made up word is moker- mouthy fucker.

]]> Dave Coffman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004575 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004575 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:57:08 -0800 Comment by john You gotta go to Mr Cacciatore's down on Sullivan St, across from the medical center.

]]> john http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004579 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004579 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:59:34 -0800 Comment by Unwelcomed Um...

Sloppystarsecondsfucker?

]]> Unwelcomed http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004582 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004582 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:04:17 -0800 Comment by SeMe @15

but working too hard can get you a heart attackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

]]> SeMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004587 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004587 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:08:42 -0800 Comment by Juliette Charles - I love the Blue Ribbon! Had a delicious duck club sandwich there once at 3AM.

]]> Juliette http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004592 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004592 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:12:52 -0800 Comment by inkweary Moonfuckers, they are fucking some who orbited the star.

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004594 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004594 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:14:04 -0800 Comment by LaDeeLa Well I dunno... since fuckings a star is probably coming with a lot of baggage. Maybe we should call these kinds of people VERY SMART PEOPLE!

And who can prove them wrong?

]]> LaDeeLa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004596 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004596 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:14:36 -0800 Comment by meh He is a "lesser starfucker". His motive is the same as that of a starfucker, but he exists in a lesser plane and must therefore make do with transitive starfucking.



The transitivity of starfucking is an interesting property, and should be explored as a variation of "six degrees from Kevin Bacon". For some reason, I have yet to see proper academic treatment of this subject.



The recent Slate article counting Hillary's degree of separation from Hitler was interesting, but more interesting would be to know how many degrees away she is from having fucked Hitler.

]]> meh http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004606 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004606 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:20:16 -0800 Comment by i almost saw norm rice's pee pee @19 moonfucker wins !

]]> i almost saw norm rice's pee pee http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004607 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004607 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:20:44 -0800 Comment by Glenn Fleishman Defenestrator.

]]> Glenn Fleishman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004613 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004613 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:22:44 -0800 Comment by wiseblood I agree @19 wins. Moonfucker.

]]> wiseblood http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004621 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004621 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:29:30 -0800 Comment by charles mudede @22, i'm with you. moonfucker is the best so far.

]]> charles mudede http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004622 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004622 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:30:56 -0800 Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me I dunno... but is it sick that it makes me kinda hard to think about putting my cock where JFK Jr.'s cock has been (kinda like wearing his dirty underwear...)

Wow... As a gay man, that's the most turned on I've been thinking about breeder sex in a long time...

]]> You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004624 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004624 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:32:10 -0800 Comment by meks moonfucker sounds nice... Though your description would make them a planetfucker, not a moonfucker

]]> meks http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004627 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004627 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:32:59 -0800 Comment by chandler in lasvegas Next in line.

]]> chandler in lasvegas http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004639 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004639 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:38:52 -0800 Comment by francis Red Dwarf.

]]> francis http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004642 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004642 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:41:06 -0800 Comment by monkey Remora fish

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004661 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004661 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:56:18 -0800 Comment by left coast A loser who I probably would not give a second thought to and/or blog about. I brushed by John Jr. on the street once, call we call that 'starbrusher'? I almost ran over Mathew Broderick while trying to rollerblade in SoHo, can we call that 'starfreaker'? wgaf

]]> left coast http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004667 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004667 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:59:59 -0800 Comment by Gomez A hipster, Charles. We call these people hipsters. Namedroppers, scenesters and shittalkers without personal substance.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004684 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004684 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:12:01 -0800 Comment by defman23 I think starfucker once removed captures the lameness factor of being that.

]]> defman23 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004689 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004689 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:21:56 -0800 Comment by gell voy-air

]]> gell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004776 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004776 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:28:02 -0800 Comment by john Neither moons nor planets orbit stars, fuckers.

You oughta know by now.

]]> john http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004799 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004799 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:55:08 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways Al Reynolds new boyfriend.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004818 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004818 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:17:02 -0800 Comment by PopTart So, if Charles posts about a guy he had dinner with who fucked someone who fucked John F. Kennedy, Jr. what does that make Charles?

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004841 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004841 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:40:43 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Bi-curious, @37?

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004854 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004854 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:50:09 -0800 Comment by Krizpie Kreme No no, starf*cker doesn't apply because his conquest was not a star. No, my friends, he gets his jollies from talking about pipe he's laid for people who have actually f*cked celebrities.

He's f*cking his way to the middle; the foot stool to greatness, if you will.

...and there's nothing lower.

]]> Krizpie Kreme http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004873 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004873 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:06:25 -0800 Comment by Wolf "Step-fucker."

]]> Wolf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004930 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1004930 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:59:43 -0800 Comment by Irena Funny -- it's not about the woman at all. He's proud that he touched dicks with JFK Jr. How homosocial of him.

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005035 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005035 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:52:59 -0800 Comment by beelzebufo that's why Dave Navarro can never have me: because he fucked Carmen Electra who fucked Dennis Rodman. I will never go in where Dennis Rodman has been.

]]> beelzebufo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005072 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005072 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:18:21 -0800 Comment by supersmeller @40, you beat me to it (ish); I was thinking step-starfucker.

]]> supersmeller http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005112 City Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:56:19 -0800 Comment by Kate A Liar

]]> Kate http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005139 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1005139 City Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:04:46 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball My ex.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1007233 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/what_type_of_person#c1007233 City Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:13:16 -0800