City What Type of Person…
posted by April 23 at 10:33 AM
onLast week, during dinner at an excellent little restaurant in Manhattan, the Blue Ribbon on Sullivan Street, I was introduced to a man who soon after accepting an invitation to take a seat at the table, told me and two other friends (one of whom he was acquainted with) that he had recently fucked a woman who had briefly dated John F. Kennedy, Jr. Clearly he wanted this piece of information to make the men at the table think of him in the way he thought of himself—as a person of some importance.
I then realized that this type of person, a fucker of starfuckers, doesn’t exist in midsized cities like Seattle but has his/her ideal environment in the big and sprawling centers of the world. But what do we call a person who fucks starfuckers? As far as I can tell, there is no name for this type of character.
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Classy guy.
ahem..."excepting an invitation"
Accepting.
And clearly you don't read posts by Will in Seattle...
starfucker-fucker. duh.
irrelavant
Starfucker-er
fucked?
I've met a few star fuckers, but no fuckers of fuckers. They are usually creepy and depressing to watch act like puppies around the stars they are trying to bone. ugh.
But he is a FUCKER of a STAR FUCKER, in that case....if he boned somebody who purported to bone Kennedy, that is, right?
"Desperate"
"Starfucker once removed"
so this guy failed as a starfucker, and had to drop down a level? i'm with irrelevant or creepy. starfuckerfucker would be the obvious choice, but starfuckerer rolls off the tongue better. for some reason, my mind first went to:
assistant to the starfucker.
Anyone who fucks a music critic?
i think the starfucker squared would actually cancel oneself out, and disapear into the 5th dimension,near where kato kaelin now resides, being the roomie of an " alleged" murderer.
My made up word is moker- mouthy fucker.
You gotta go to Mr Cacciatore's down on Sullivan St, across from the medical center.
Um...
Sloppystarsecondsfucker?
@15
but working too hard can get you a heart attackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
Charles - I love the Blue Ribbon! Had a delicious duck club sandwich there once at 3AM.
Moonfuckers, they are fucking some who orbited the star.
Well I dunno... since fuckings a star is probably coming with a lot of baggage. Maybe we should call these kinds of people VERY SMART PEOPLE!
And who can prove them wrong?
He is a "lesser starfucker". His motive is the same as that of a starfucker, but he exists in a lesser plane and must therefore make do with transitive starfucking.
The transitivity of starfucking is an interesting property, and should be explored as a variation of "six degrees from Kevin Bacon". For some reason, I have yet to see proper academic treatment of this subject.
The recent Slate article counting Hillary's degree of separation from Hitler was interesting, but more interesting would be to know how many degrees away she is from having fucked Hitler.
@19 moonfucker wins !
Defenestrator.
I agree @19 wins. Moonfucker.
@22, i'm with you. moonfucker is the best so far.
I dunno... but is it sick that it makes me kinda hard to think about putting my cock where JFK Jr.'s cock has been (kinda like wearing his dirty underwear...)
Wow... As a gay man, that's the most turned on I've been thinking about breeder sex in a long time...
moonfucker sounds nice... Though your description would make them a planetfucker, not a moonfucker
Next in line.
Red Dwarf.
Remora fish
A loser who I probably would not give a second thought to and/or blog about. I brushed by John Jr. on the street once, call we call that 'starbrusher'? I almost ran over Mathew Broderick while trying to rollerblade in SoHo, can we call that 'starfreaker'? wgaf
A hipster, Charles. We call these people hipsters. Namedroppers, scenesters and shittalkers without personal substance.
I think starfucker once removed captures the lameness factor of being that.
voy-air
Neither moons nor planets orbit stars, fuckers.
You oughta know by now.
Al Reynolds new boyfriend.
So, if Charles posts about a guy he had dinner with who fucked someone who fucked John F. Kennedy, Jr. what does that make Charles?
Bi-curious, @37?
No no, starf*cker doesn't apply because his conquest was not a star. No, my friends, he gets his jollies from talking about pipe he's laid for people who have actually f*cked celebrities.
He's f*cking his way to the middle; the foot stool to greatness, if you will.
...and there's nothing lower.
"Step-fucker."
Funny -- it's not about the woman at all. He's proud that he touched dicks with JFK Jr. How homosocial of him.
that's why Dave Navarro can never have me: because he fucked Carmen Electra who fucked Dennis Rodman. I will never go in where Dennis Rodman has been.
@40, you beat me to it (ish); I was thinking step-starfucker.
A Liar
My ex.
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