Comments on Weekend Agenda

That describes almost every weekend for me. Except for the gratuitous old people, of course.

So THAT'S what they mean by "triple academy award winner."

If you need anyone to pour the yogurt, let me know.

Oh, Norman.

I'll be rooting for you.

I think you are a sick puppy, Steinbacher.

I also think you should add a lawn chair and a Bible.

First two:

That's how to start the weekend!

Third:

Damn! Ok... Somebodies FREAKEH!

Fourth:

Er, um, yaaaah... Whatever works for you. All I'm sayin' is, sometimes a man's gotta spank it to Bea Arthur- Not me of course, but you know, don't judge and all that.

Mine involves a 1040 form, Green Expo, and the King County Democratic Party Platform.

Although it could always use some chocolate and a nice cup of tea ...

That was my agenda last night, only without the movie or the whisk. And I don't need astroglide.

Oh, and I was drinking well bourbon, not Jameson.

I guess that wasn't my agenda at all.

Gives the phrase "beating off" a whole new meaning in my mind.

And I believe the liquor of choice this weekend is supposed to be Absolut in solidarity for something or other I lost track, either for printing a map ad or for pulling a map ad or for pissing off a bunch of crazy right wing lunatics--yeah, I think that was why.

yes, but what does it equal?

~~ TMI ~~

I've heard beer is better for Golden Ponds.

Yah, I can't possibly imagine even an entire bottle of Jamesons is going to generate enough - um, raw material - to fill a "golden pond".

I expect a full report on Slog Monday monring, Bradley.

Gross, Brad. Really, really gross. Makes that British guy with the nazi fetish look like a freakin' nun in comparison.

i'm sorry, i guess i'm not in the loop or not worldly enough. help me out... what's with the beater? what are we going to beaterize?

Me too, someone help out those of us coming in late on the short bus please.

Me too, someone help out those of us coming in late on the short bus please.