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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Wait, Didn’t They Have to Shoot Old Yeller?

posted by on April 29 at 14:07 PM

So would you really want to buy your dog a 50 lb bag of Old Yeller dog food?

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It’s at QFC on Broadway and Pike if you really want to tempt fate…

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1

I think the food might be made of Ol' Yeller.

After they shot him.

In the head.

Behind the barn.

Posted by Graham | April 29, 2008 2:13 PM
2

Well thanks for the spoiler alert you guys. I guess I can scratch that movie off my list.

Posted by elenchos | April 29, 2008 2:17 PM
3

I am going to start demanding all my food is served to me "chunk style".

Posted by Fiend | April 29, 2008 2:24 PM
4

Disney dog food? Who would buy that crap anyway? It's the equivalent of feeding your child nothing but Totino's pizza rolls their entire life.

Posted by NaFun | April 29, 2008 2:25 PM
5

They should put Pop Rocks in each chunk, so that it makes your puppy's mouth foam -- just like Ol' Yeller!!!

Posted by Murgen | April 29, 2008 2:35 PM
6

Old Yeller was such a good movie: I particularly liked the happy ending. ((meow!))

Posted by Mr. Whiskers | April 29, 2008 2:37 PM
7

This is opening old wounds.

Posted by Okie | April 29, 2008 2:37 PM
8

"She said she was tired of having RABIES!"


Posted by leek | April 29, 2008 2:38 PM
9

Why didn't they just name it "Krazy Mutt Brain-Bustin' Dog Chow"?

Posted by Nurse Rachet | April 29, 2008 2:39 PM
10

What about Where the Red Fern Grows cougar repellent?

Posted by keshmeshi | April 29, 2008 2:43 PM
11

Coming soon:
"Psycho Shower Gel"
"Mommie Dearest Tub and Tile"
"Jaws Fish Sticks"

Posted by inkweary | April 29, 2008 2:44 PM
12

I would definitely eat Jaws fish sticks.

Posted by Hernandez | April 29, 2008 2:57 PM
13

Disney's Hannah Montana Satin Bedsheets?

Posted by elenchos | April 29, 2008 3:09 PM
14

@10 Not to mention "Snow White apples", "Sleeping Beauty spindles", and "Bridge to Terabithia bungee cords"

Posted by Murgen | April 29, 2008 3:17 PM
15

@11 More like "Little Mermaid fish sticks" . . .

Posted by Murgen | April 29, 2008 3:18 PM
16

Is Disney asking to be euthanized?

Posted by Zander | April 29, 2008 3:19 PM
17

@15 Hah!

Posted by inkweary | April 29, 2008 3:44 PM
18

Old Yeller dog food, now with extra RABIES! (Shotgun and vaccination not included.)

Posted by meh | April 29, 2008 4:19 PM
19

When can I expect my royalty checks?

Posted by chunkstyle | April 29, 2008 5:26 PM
20

What's scary is that I've seen this for at least a year in Michigan, which means that PEOPLE ARE BUYING IT! Which proves to me that it doesn't matter what the (insert noun here) is about, it's all about name recognition. Roman Polanski could get elected to school board president. Idiots would buy "Hannibal" fava beans, and morons would elect a woman with the last name Clinton... oops.

Posted by MR. Language Person | April 29, 2008 7:06 PM
21

@20,

No, Roman Polanski could be a youth pastor.

Posted by keshmeshi | April 29, 2008 7:28 PM
22

It's been around for three years. I'm still amazed.

Posted by Josh | April 29, 2008 8:03 PM

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