??!! Two Very True Statements
posted by April 18 at 11:51 AM
onThe first is from the Nalgene story that Eli linked to this morning:
“If I was a fetus and my mother was using a plastic water bottle, I wouldn’t be bothered.”
and secondly, from Swampland, Vladimir Putin was asked about the rumors that he’s secretly divorced his wife and is about to marry a very young gymnast lady. His response:
“I have always reacted negatively to those who with their snotty noses and erotic fantasies prowl into others’ lives.”
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Putin to press: Whoever asks me that again will probably turn up missing.
This, from the guy who rips-off James Bond movies for his campaign ads?
Ahhh, for the carefree life of a fetus, again!
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