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1

Nice rack, Chancellor!

Posted by monkey | April 16, 2008 10:30 AM
2

I didn't know Lane Bryant had such revealing clothing

Posted by fatty | April 16, 2008 10:37 AM
3

Thank God Bush wasn't around to give her another impromptu massage. He would have groped her.

Posted by Fnarf | April 16, 2008 10:39 AM
4

Boobs are the one thing that expose straight men (and I would argue gay men too, just in a different way) to be the apes that they really are. Totally normal, functioning man..walking along the street, acting completely rational...then along come a set of mammary glands and all bets are off. Enter cross-eyed, dithering, knuckle-dragging dingbat that completely takes over said normal man. It really is fascinating to watch, speaking as a titty owner.

Posted by Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! | April 16, 2008 10:40 AM
5

Care for a motorboat Chancellor?

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | April 16, 2008 10:54 AM
6

Way to go chancellor! Show us your twins! lol. That is so hilarious!!!! I love it when a woman over 40 with a couple extra pounds has the balls to show the girls!!! :) Yay for boobs shall rule the earth!!!

Posted by Kristin Bell | April 16, 2008 10:56 AM
7

super gross and quite unnecessary

Posted by tiffany | April 16, 2008 11:00 AM
8

Woman over 40 showing skin for free: feminist hero.
Woman under 40 showing skin for money: anti-feminist traitor.
Woman under 40 getting paid to have sex for money: feminist hero.

Posted by ecce homo | April 16, 2008 11:02 AM
9

less knockers, more knockwurst, bitte...

Posted by michael strangeways | April 16, 2008 11:03 AM
10

There is no such thing as bad publicity. Will McCain and Obama start wearing spandex pants?

Posted by Smade | April 16, 2008 11:15 AM
11

She looks lovely. Fuck the haters.

Posted by Aislinn | April 16, 2008 11:26 AM
12

Wow, way to go Madame Chancellor! The girls are looking good these days!

Posted by Hernandez | April 16, 2008 11:29 AM
13

Ahh the prudish press... in a desperate attempt at creating "controversy" where none exists.

Who woulda thought?

Germans don't give a damn about bare breasts or anything else bare for that matter. Hell, the Chancellor was photo'd awhile back changing into her bathing suit, and noone really batted an eyelash outside of the Rhineland.

Enough already. Nudity is nothing to be scandalous or sensationalistic. Americans and especially the press really need to get over themselves.

Posted by Reality Check | April 16, 2008 11:32 AM
14

@4: wrong. its tits AND ass. you just can't see us looking at your ass.

its not like we can help it: we're programmed to look. it takes a conscious effort NOT to look, especially when the woman is accentuating these attributes with plunging necklines &/or high heels.

sorry to tell you, but women are apes, too.

Posted by max solomon | April 16, 2008 11:59 AM
15

omg who wants to see that old chicks boobs

Posted by frede | April 16, 2008 12:02 PM
16

@4
@14
re: us straight people--
Men get many, many requests to view and accept women and their feelings as fundamentally valid -- they must be respected on a deep level. They certainly are not to be dismissed, denigrated or disrespected in any way and be careful what you say even if it only could be taken the wrong way.

But guys -- hell they're just knuckle dragging apes and everyone can say so.
IOW innately inferior.
Right?
or -- equal?
???

Discuss.

Posted by unPC | April 16, 2008 12:11 PM
17

Are you jealous Erica?

I mean, some old hag half a world away has a nice rack, whilest you sit in squaller, pouring your crippled soul into a mind numbing computer screen, with a rack that is envious of that on a hogs belly. That is enough to make anyone upset.

Posted by ecce homo | April 16, 2008 12:37 PM
18

Awwww, did unPC get offended?

#4, take your statement, replace "men" with "women" and replace "boobs" with "hunger" or "menstruation", and the truth value remains the same.

Not sayin' what the truth value is, just sayin'.

Posted by w7ngman | April 16, 2008 1:15 PM
19

unPC is easily offended.

Posted by KeeKee | April 16, 2008 1:56 PM
20

I don't know what it is about southern Germany, but that's definitely representative. Reminds me of pictures of my great-great gramma.

Posted by Greg | April 16, 2008 2:13 PM
21

@20 - Angela's from northeastern Germany, but you're right that German women in general seem to have great boobs.

Posted by Judith | April 16, 2008 2:22 PM
22

UnPC, your perfect record of posts that look like English but are not English stands.

Posted by Fnarf | April 16, 2008 2:38 PM
23

I agree with Aislinn @11 and Greg @20.

German women are fine, quite frankly.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 16, 2008 2:49 PM
24

ecce homo @ 17 - ECB of the lovely plunging neckline is not jealous I assure you...

Posted by LAH | April 16, 2008 3:09 PM
25

I have nothing against cleavage at any age but the Chancellors low cut dress and cleavage is more like a horrible fashion mistake.
It's all wrong with that very serious face and boring hair.

Posted by mj | April 16, 2008 3:25 PM
26

What's with the obvious highlighting? Even her necklace is dark above and bright below.

Posted by inkweary | April 16, 2008 3:31 PM
27

OMG, that's Bette Davis!

Posted by Wolf | April 16, 2008 3:39 PM
28

Tchah, the hair though!

Posted by Greg | April 17, 2008 6:56 AM
29

I thought the scandal was the hair until "boobies" were mentioned in the last line.

Posted by grapeApe | April 17, 2008 10:23 AM

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