[L. facinorous, from facinus deed, bad deed, from facere to make, do.] Atrociously wicked. [Obs.]

Does anyone actually write like this? I call fake.

Poe, that makes you almost holy...

I guess Dale would have to eliminate lots of Christians to get his class down to 19.

They're really not alleged dykes, sir; they call themselves the Dykes on Bikes so feel free to use that phraseology.

I find it wonderfully ironic that he specifically uses the term "Prince of Peace" in his mighty indictment.

Are you sure that Betty Bowers and her friends at Landover Baptist Church aren't the ghostwriters of this lovely mash note?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

And you just gotta love that his typo-filled tirade confirms your right to free speech and then announces a class action lawsuit against your free speech five paragraphs later. For srsly, it's like the different parts of his addled brain haven't talked in years.

You oughtta let him know that it's all true and he has exposed the entire Leftist Agenda:

The Strangler, along with the Terrahists, the Feminists, the Abortionists and the ACLU, are working overtime on a nefarious plot annihilate Christianity. And we Seattle Libtards won't stop our spiteful, satanic fornification until God turns Enumclaw into Pompeii II: Lake of Fire.

Suck it, Jayzus!

Number six, I don't remember that and I just love "Mr. Scmader". Did he post that here? What child rape statue? Chiluly (sp) is steppin' up in the world.

Where the hell is this damn statue in town? Anybody got a URL?

Dale, I'm calling Youth Pastor Watch on your ass right now.

Dale you are so right. You should take your family to the tribal regions of Kenya. There you will be far away from crap like this. You will be able to brainwash and molest your children freely. Oh wait, there's nudity in Africa so that won't pass. But you could sue them for being nude, Dale, right?

Wait, how bout a class action lawsuit against Dale and his molesting preacher pastor buddies? Semper Fi that. Talk about God on that one, Dale. Redeem that. Yeah, it takes guts to molest and brainwash kids and lives, Dale.

Isn't there that freedom of speech law, Dale? Ever heard of that one? I know, it's a terrible thing, to have people think differently than you. Here's what Dale, you should take your family and lock them in an underground cell. Save them, Dale.

Mr. Sc(h)mader is violent? Dale, you are the one saying do or die. From reading your letter Dale, you sound seconds away from either molesting or violence.

But this is a joke, right?

Here you be.

The fountain is at the foot of the SAM Sculpture Park, next to Pier 70.

Kid Icarus-

Oh. My. God.

Thank you! I'll be busy all day! Did you see that there's another link to ANOTHER homophobic tirade from some other fundy? Why does "Mr. Scmader" get all the fun mail? I want somebody to call ME Davey Boy Faggot Ass too!

Oh, and to Original Andrew....
Suck it, Jayzus! is my new favorite catchphrase.

IF THE PRAYER RUNS AFOUL OF YOUR LITTLE INTERPRETATION OF THE LAW

I'm pretty sure the law is the law on this one. There's no interpretation needed. Also:

Unless I am utterly ignorant of science

I would be willing to bet my life savings that this man is, in fact, 100% ignorant of science. Any takers?

Oh, they'll just be considered "martyrs for Christ" or some such nonsense - besides, I'm sure in this guy's mind, sacrificing a few (thousand) of the Faithful is a small price to pay if it means taking out all the Sodomites in God-forsaken Seattle.

After all, HE'S safely ensconsed on the Eastside, so it's not like he'll be standing in the path of that Apocalyptic devastation when Ialdabaoth causes Tahoma to blow her top.

@ giantladysquirrels,

Well, we all know that God has fat fingers when it comes to the heathen smitin'.

So, if the California Supreme Court rules in favor of marriage equality for gay men and lesbians, for example, it means that a tornado full of rattlesnakes will instantly descend upon the God-fearin' yokels in Kansas.

And I think CHRISTIAN COURT would be a fun TV show.

Watch out though, or he'll sue you!

Doug Llewelyn: "Remember, when someone blasphemes, don't take the law into your own hands, you take 'em to court."

Cue hard-hitting theme music...

Obsolete, archaic, used in the 17th century... wow.

So shenanigans.

As the spawn of right wing evangelical Christians I can verify that no right wing evangelical Christians read the Stranger or have volunteers that read the Stranger. That's paranoia on the level of Howard Hughes, or that woman who thought that Mars Hill was staging guerilla marketing campaigns on Ballard buses.

There isn't enough organization in the church to have such volunteers.

Shenanigans.

David Schmader: Big Shot Homosexual Newspaper Columnist!

You can sue for something that hasn't been done yet? Sweet! I'm filing a buncha suits right now!