This reminds me of one of my favorite segments from Wonder Showzen, in which children are asked "What is Heaven?" sample answers:
"It's where drunk daddies drive to."
(From a Hindu girl) "I'll never know."
"Heaven is when you order 6 chicken nuggets, and the bring you 7. And a switchblade."
I totally agree with the kid who said he's throwing a big stinkin' party his first day in heaven. If I manage to get into heaven, that shit's gonna be out of control.
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