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posted by April 25 at 8:03 AMon
No Fruit for You!: Some crop yields will be 30 percent lower than usual thanks to crazy weather.
If the Democrats Can’t Win This Year, They Never Will: Food crisis prompts run on rice at Wal-Mart and Costco.
Of Course He Opposes Equal Pay: John McCain says the gals just need “more training and education.”
Colossal Mistake: 63 percent of Americans think the US “made a mistake” sending troops to Iraq.
Big Surprise: Most US women have “disordered” eating habits.
Shocker of the Week: EPA scientists report political interference in scientific decisions.
Um, That’s Not the Direction We Want to be Headed: Carbon dioxide, methane levels rose sharply last year.
Crazier and Crazier: The latest twist in the Sonics lawsuit saga.
Dick Shrinkers: Police in Congo arrest suspected sorcerers for “stealing” penises or rendering them impotent.
Dirty Old Man: Bill O’Reilly shocked—shocked!—at bra-revealing Miley Cyrus pics.
Falling Down on the Job?: DSHS sued for failing to prevent parents’ starvation of child.
Finally, Congestion Relief?: Yeah, but it might mean near-universal tolls.
For Josh: Wiz dominate Cavs, 108-72.