News The Morning News
posted by on April 13 at 9:00 AM
posted by news intern Chris Kissel
On the sly: Covert Iraqi arms deal.
Also on the sly: Kenya formulates new government in secret talks.
Commie talk: Maoists in Nepal maintain strong lead in elections.
Stupid talk: National security advisor calls skipping Olympics a “cop-out.”
Fired: 1,300 mutineers dismissed from Iraqi Army.
Hell week: Bloodiest week so far this year for American troops in Iraq.
Currency: World worried about slipping dollar.
Hating on the rurals: Obama defends remarks about “small town values.”
Best candidate ever: Clinton loves guns and whiskey.
Department of Unintended Consequences: State trooper who sported KKK costume says he was copying Dave Chappelle.
Big wallets: Sonics owners spent a pretty penny on Oklahoma arena vote.
Oops: Snowmobiler tumbles into Mount St. Helens.
Those state troopers forgot one part about Chappelle's KKK outfit that's sorta crucial in order to be funny: he wore it while being black. None of the troopers involved in the story are black. Haha oops we're just liars.
So the Clinton position on the assault weapons ban, duck hunting, paralyzed children and what policy she will pursue is: "Vote for me!" At least we always know where she stands.
Skipping the Olympics/opening ceremonies is ridiculous... if you want to protest China's actions, boycott their products. Check out how many things you buy come from China- it's really something.
So, now those 1,300 mutineers are no longer even nominally under the control of the Iraqi government. We've trained them, armed the, equipped them, and sent them into as-Sadr's arms.
I have zero sympathy for snowmobilers. Why anyone would want to break the serene silence of the snow in the wilderness with those dreadful things is beyond me.
And we're snow mobiling around the crater of Mt. St. Helens because...?
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