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Saturday, April 5, 2008

The Morning News

posted by on April 5 at 9:00 AM

posted by news intern Chris Kissel

Locked out: Zimbabwe opposition claims they won the election, desperate Mugabe regime blocks them from filing lawsuit. Sweet timeline included.

Walked out: Dozens of girls removed from West Texas compound of polygamist Warren Jeffs.

Worried: Putin discusses missile defense system with President Bush.

Concerned: Democrats talk about proposing stimulus package after news of 80,000 March job cuts.

Rolling in it: Breakdown of Clintons’ $109.2 million income.

May soon be rolling in it: Couple wants $25,000 for “mental suffering” inflicted by Google Street View.

Today in Iraq: Unease over Blackwater contract; U.S. military tests its authority over civilians in stabbing case; Christians targeted.

Bad news all around: Home sales in King County fall as prices remain stubbornly high.

Today in fashion: “I was raped” t-shirts.

Cross purposes: Nursing assistant arrested in murder.

Too cute: Baby gorilla!

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I was too.

Posted by Woman On The Bus | April 5, 2008 9:35 AM

Wow, check out the photos of those Boring people's property - what a dump!

Posted by Sara J | April 5, 2008 10:24 AM

@2 I know, when it said "a considerable sum of money" I'm thinking millions and then the article goes on to say it cost them $163,000. And is their name for real?

Posted by PopTart | April 5, 2008 10:48 AM


That must be why they're so upset. The ugliness of their property is available for all to see.

Posted by keshmeshi | April 5, 2008 11:04 AM


How many properties do YOU own?

Posted by ecce homo | April 5, 2008 11:49 AM

I don't own, I rent from the bank.

Posted by home owner | April 5, 2008 11:58 AM


More than you. But, of course, I don't live in my mother's basement.

Posted by keshmeshi | April 5, 2008 12:17 PM

Brilliant retort #7, just brilliant...

Posted by ecce homo | April 5, 2008 12:35 PM

Get cancer and die you shit-sucking pederast.

Posted by FUCK OFF TROLL | April 5, 2008 12:36 PM

Please delete #9 for obvious reasons.

Posted by ecce homo | April 5, 2008 12:43 PM

More brilliant than anything you've ever contributed.

Posted by keshmeshi | April 5, 2008 1:04 PM

For the sake of SLOG, I am going to bail on any further interaction with the troll Kesh.

Her point in being here is obvious. It is boring.

Bye Kesh...I hope you get over you fat insecurity before you stroke out, have a heart attack, or develop type 2 diabetes. Prayers to you.

Posted by ecce homo | April 5, 2008 1:34 PM

Don't be homeownerphobic.

Posted by Gentrificatey McDeveloper Pants | April 5, 2008 1:36 PM

LOL @ #13!!!

Posted by ecce homo | April 5, 2008 1:39 PM

Bullshit, ecce hobo. As I've already noted, your world would fall apart without the attention you get by being yourself -- a pus-filled sore on the face of humanity.

Posted by keshmeshi | April 5, 2008 2:02 PM

Kesh: let him be. He's never going to go away if he keeps getting a reaction from you.

Posted by Fnarf | April 5, 2008 3:23 PM

Whoa. This thread turned especially nasty, diddinnit?

Posted by MoTown | April 5, 2008 3:36 PM

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