Comments on Synchronized Sinking

i considered sending this as a tip because i couldn't wait to see what you'd say. i'm glad that someone did.

Yikes. I'm not sure I see the gay humor in kids almost drowning.

Oh, whatever. We synchronized swimmers are so good we can even faint together.

I hope they fired whoever mixed the chemicals for the pool. Somebody could have died!

Uhm Dan, women float better than men ... they naturally have more body fat (which is ok!) With respect to those male swimmer type bodies you love, complete with six pack, they have to learn keep moving or WE SINK.

ladies, you have to eat sometime BEFORE you exercise. and the day before doesn't count.

Every child deserves a snarky gay commentator and a floatation device.

It's true. I float especially well when I have my extra-light loafers on.

Damn Chinese-made chlorine, breaks down into date rape drug when added to dihydrogen monoxide.

The synchronized near-drowning will prove to be a hoax. The same scenario appeared as a joke email question ("If one member of a synchronized swim team drowned, would the other team members also drown?") only a couple weeks ago on Craig Ferguson's CBS Late Late Show.