Slog - Comments on Story of the Day http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day Courtesy of NBC10 out of Philadelphia: Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Now that's a goddamn lede! Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act. Three DVD's? Just how many times has this Price guy violated a picnic table? According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Wait...what? How the hell did that... Copyright 2008 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:17:31 -0800 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:23:29 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mike in MO that isn't a sexy picnic table as it has no hole for the umbrella. Where is a guy supposed to stick his dick?

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988888 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988888 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:36:22 -0800 Comment by David Schmader There's no denying it--that's an irresistibly fuckable picnic table.

Still, keep that shit indoors.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988889 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988889 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:36:33 -0800 Comment by nbc I'm guessing this was all on his property, so fuck it, let him do what he wants.

]]> nbc http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988895 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988895 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:39:45 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Since when is furniture sex illegal? Is it a consent issue or something?

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988903 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988903 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:42:54 -0800 Comment by stinkbug I guess it wouldn't have been as funny if you used an image of the type of table that was described in the article instead of the classic type of picnic table.

]]> stinkbug http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988905 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988905 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:43:32 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty First it was the bicycle guy. Now the picnic table guy. What's next, lawnmower guy?

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988906 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988906 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:43:40 -0800 Comment by superyeadon is it really sex, or just gettin off? and how can any of this be illegal?

]]> superyeadon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988910 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988910 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:46:46 -0800 Comment by Miles Was it his picnic table? Then let him fuck it, I say.

]]> Miles http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988913 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988913 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:47:41 -0800 Comment by ZWBush Ouch.

(Insert splinter joke here)


]]> ZWBush http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988914 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988914 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:48:19 -0800 Comment by J.R. Sex with picnic tables doesn't lead to disease or unwanted children. Splinters, however, can be an issue.

]]> J.R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988919 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988919 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:50:16 -0800 Comment by DanFan I think the article I read yesterday said that it did have a hole in it. I don't know if it was for an umbrella, or something the guy put there to help facilitate his...uh...needs.

@4 - I believe he was charged with indecent exposure or something along those lines; not charged for the actual act of fucking the table.

]]> DanFan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988920 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988920 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:51:11 -0800 Comment by J.R. Dang, you beat me by a minute on that one.

]]> J.R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988921 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988921 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:51:31 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Yes, but was it a male or female picnic table?

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988930 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988930 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:55:36 -0800 Comment by Bradley Steinbacher stinkbug: Nice catch. I've changed the pic to better reflect the sexy table in question.

]]> Bradley Steinbacher http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988931 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988931 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:55:40 -0800 Comment by MiddKid The article I read said that he was being charged with four counts of public indecency, but as of yesterday, the authorities have dropped the charges since the evidence (aka: the neighbor's videos) didn't support a Felony case.

]]> MiddKid http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988938 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988938 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:59:55 -0800 Comment by Paul In SF Gives new meaning to "getting a woody".

]]> Paul In SF http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988940 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988940 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:00:36 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle You know, if they hung the picnic table on the wall and called it art ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988953 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988953 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:09:15 -0800 Comment by Paul In SF Well, he has the picnic table, now he just needs one of these, designed specifically to handle "long meat".
http://gizmodo.com/375711/bagetty-wiener-microwave

]]> Paul In SF http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988957 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988957 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:12:50 -0800 Comment by stinkbug great, now you got me all hot and bothered with that newer photo.

]]> stinkbug http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988965 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988965 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:17:40 -0800 Comment by SDizzle Preserve table-consent! Arrest the bastard! :P

]]> SDizzle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988981 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c988981 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:26:12 -0800 Comment by matching pants NSFW! That picture of the table is just too revealing.

]]> matching pants http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989004 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989004 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:43:36 -0800 Comment by Peter F Ohio is a boring boring state. A man has a lot of time to sit and think.

]]> Peter F http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989022 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989022 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:57:04 -0800 Comment by superyeadon they should charge the neighbor with some sort of peeping charge.

]]> superyeadon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989026 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989026 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:59:33 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @23 - let's just hope the perv neighbor isn't selling vids of it on the Internet ... lots of people trying to get wood there.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989043 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989043 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:12:19 -0800 Comment by Stolia For the record, the citizens of the town in Ohio had a problem with the fact that he lived 50 feet away from an elementary school, where kids could have a clear view of the table-sex. The story, as reported, wasn't focused on any problem with table-fucking, but rather table-fucking in front of children.

]]> Stolia http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989165 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989165 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:22:03 -0800 Comment by Stolia Source: http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860

]]> Stolia http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989175 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989175 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:27:23 -0800 Comment by Mary A couple of points ....

He was outdoors -- during the daytime -- in view of an elementary school. He also has three children that attend that elementary school (poor kids - they're going to get picked on).

Me - I like my vibrator - but I'm not going to go using it on the playground.

]]> Mary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989271 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989271 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:18:11 -0800 Comment by Fnarf That's a fine-lookin' table you got there. I could get along real well with that one. Oh, yes, I could.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989405 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/story_of_the_day#c989405 News Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:23:29 -0800