News Story of the Day
posted by April 3 at 10:17 AMon
Courtesy of NBC10 out of Philadelphia:
Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Now that’s a goddamn lede!
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
Three DVD’s? Just how many times has this Price guy violated a picnic table?
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table.
Wait…what? How the hell did that work?
Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.
Well at least he’s a courteous perv.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Sexy, sexy picnic table…
(Via The Agitator.)