Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

And the nitpicking begins so young.

the kid has a bright future as a Slogger, Class of '16.

Less than a year now until the Postbush.

Wow, his name is Kenton Stufflebeam. That's comedy.

Sharp kid alright. But does he know the difference between "loose" and "lose?" Or maybe "to," too" and "two?" Yeah, didn't think so.

There's a kid who will get his ass kicked on every playground he ever frequents. Which exactly reinforces #3s point.

For all the kids who read ahead in their history books i say walk tall good sir

My brain hurts from this minutia. I like how they have to mention that the staff had a running joke about it all these yrs as though they knew about it.