Anyway, it was a blast, but I don't remember much of it. I barely remember whatever went down @ the Saint. I do remember the conversation about Sean Nelson, though. Teehee!

I asked for a "vodka martini" and was asked what kind of vodka I wanted. Oh well. I guess from now on when you try to order a well drink they're going to try to upsell. Having our own bartender was great though.

That's what the pot is for.

Also, for those of you who don't know what the hell I was talking about when I mentioned The Pretender:

http://images.askmen.com/imagesvote/2002_feb/television_vixens/andrea_parker%20.jpg

After viewing retirement living, I think my new retirement plan is to shoot myself at 64-1/2.....

mr. poe has a nice little ass and he smells good. his jew and i had a nice chat about bellingham, where i spent my late teens and early '20s going to WWU and hanging out in the only gay bar in town.

paul, honey, i was pointing at Mr. Drinky Poe when i gestured. i wasn't implying you were swigged or anything.

all that aside, i had a great time. see ya in May!

Also, I once again refrained from kicking anyone in the nuts, and had a great time until I had to excuse myself from dinner to stumble home and get sick. Good Morning!

The horror. The horror.

I'm sad I missed the fun, sometimes it sucks to be a responsible adult.

#15, how did I not see you there?

I asked for a bourbon and seven, and the cute but hapless bartender gave me a long confused look before asking "do you want the well?" Yes, yes I do. It tasted way better than it should have, and I fear if we hadn't have been booted at 8:30 (does this answer your question, #8?) I would have gotten more tossed than Aislinn.

Poe, and everyone else apparently, we missed you at the Saint. We should just barhop Olive some other time ftw. I did go inside, after an overly thorough ID check from the bouncer (I realize it's your first night, dude, but really?), then realized I had Aislinn's ID (yes, I was carrying her purse), so I went back outside. At this point we decided that a) we needed to pee b) we needed to "pass out" and c) it was pretty douchy inside (seriously douchy, possibly douchier than kurrent), so we left. I peed at the Bellevue transfer station, in case anyone's wondering. Hopefully it will repel whoever keeps feeding the fucking pigeons there.

It was nice to see tsm, Paul Constant, Bellevue Ave, Mr. Poe, COMTE, and Will in Seattle again. It was nice to meet Paul's friend, Bellevue Ave's girlfriend, NaFun, scary tyler moore, Greg, Original Monique, and Original Monique's boyfriend (who I had the pleasure of going to college with, and who also attempted to get me a job (thanks!)). Everyone else, especially elenchos and Mr. Poe's jew, sorry I missed you. Maybe next time.

Also, those people who came in and sat on the other side of the room? I know one of them. His name is Kevin. I was too drunk to ask/care what they were doing.

It's just a shirt my ex-ex-ex-gf (three gfs back) helped me pick out, not a hair change.

Nice bar at the end where Original Monique and Abby helped us with drink choices - this is after Saint - we were way way inside at a table, after waiting forever in an overly crowded bar area for drinks. Tasty - I think Saint might be fun during Happy Hour or when not so crowded - would have like to try some of their food ...

Shout out to Kate who recognized us as infamous SLOGsters at the last bar ...

@26, Yeah but it's tough to get a good fake ID for a six year old. Besides, the only bars his girlfriend lets him hang out at are the monkey bars on the playground.

Better pizza and atmosphere. Not too mention better t-shirts. "Your girlfriend likes it Two Fisted" "There's no service like no service"

I miss Two Fisted for sure.

And we still need to come up with that rousing Seattle Sounders FC fight song.

And sorry Mr. Poe, but I STILL think "Sunshine" is a horrible movie, and apparently, even the film's scientific advisor had some issues with the science was inaccurately portrayed.

And someone played Scott Walker singing Jacques Brel, which made me happy in the very geeky way I get when I hear a song I really like.

If you listened to the commentary, you'd know most of that already. I already addressed what I loved about it, mostly subjective although I would argue that the movie wasn't "horrible" even if it's simply someone else's opinion. It wasn't anywhere near "horrible". That would be The Core.

But it was fun. See you all next month. Unless I'm dead.

Never been to Sun Liquor. Personally I would have gone to Summit Pub.

There's going to be a new (and fantastically hip) Mexican joint in that area pretty soon.

There are A LOT of fat ladies in my office building, something my (relatively fit) coworkers and I have always wondered about. On the elevator this morning, one of them was talking about people mistaking her for being pregnant, and it was really hard not to laugh out loud.

@50: yes, and I was pretty drunk at the time, so they just tasted like tacos. I think I bought one for Bellevue Ave too, but I may have been imagining it.

Anyway, @57, yes, you bought Bellevue Ave a taco. Everyone was having tacos except for me. I took my pregnant self outside to smoke a cigarette and send drunken text messages.

But I still think the tacos are Wiimote-friendly. Maybe they only taste good when you've had four or five drinks?

She should be about the size of a planet at the next happy slog, so hopefully nobody will have any trouble knowing what a real pregnant lady looks like.

Thank you Will, I feel better now. Still slightly confused, but no longer in a pissed off way.