Conflict of Interest Slog Happy Last Night
posted by April 11 at 10:41 AMon
It was nice to see many of you at last night’s Slog Happy. Sorry I didn’t get the chance to talk to everyone.
Some Topics Discussed: How to fist yourself on a statue, James Joyce, Alyson Hannigan’s hotness, e-mailing penis photos to a stranger on Craigslist, which authors are assholes in person, how to get involved in short pornographic film production, how many chins I appear to have in a certain digital photograph (popular consensus leaned toward 23 chins), the relative attractiveness of men in the 1980’s, and whether Chad Lowe looks like a hockey player.
I Saw You: Mr. Poe, heading outside and returning decidedly more, um, organic; Scary Tyler Moore, pointing at me and making the drinky-drunk motion with her hand; Original Monique, taking photos of everyone, no doubt with the nefarious intent of sticking faces onto pornographic photos with Photoshop; NaFun, wearing the greatest coat since Vin Diesel’s scene-stealing giant fur monstrosity in XXX; Will in Seattle, looking quite dapper (did you do something with your hair?); Aislinn, telling the story of her shattered foot, which was injured in a fit of exuberance. Pretty Much Everyone But Me: Heading to Saint after leaving Moe Bar.
This Hangover-Free Morning (and also chins 16 through 19) Brought to You By:
DiGiorno’s Ultimate Four-Cheese Oven Fresh Pizzeria Pizza. Motherfucking delicious.