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Monday, April 14, 2008

Since I’ve Already Mentioned LOLcats and the Bible Today…

posted by on April 14 at 12:31 PM

Here is the LOLcats Bible for you to enjoy.

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

There’s more. There’s much, much more.

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1

*vomits forever*

Posted by Postureduck | April 14, 2008 12:37 PM
2

Only you can prevent LOLCats... and I really, really wish you would.

Posted by Chris B | April 14, 2008 12:40 PM
3

I want to stab my eye repeatedly with a sharp stick now.

Posted by PopTart | April 14, 2008 12:45 PM
4

Fuck.
This.
Stupid.
Garbage.

Posted by pog | April 14, 2008 12:47 PM
5

Brilliant! My two favorite things, mocking the bible and Lolcats.

Posted by Medina | April 14, 2008 12:50 PM
6

Baby talk is so funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by Skot | April 14, 2008 1:13 PM
7

i can haz shark for teh jumpen?

Posted by chops | April 14, 2008 1:25 PM
8

I'm pretty sure you either can't spell or you are lost in atlanta with a pinlighter in your seer.

Posted by anonymus | April 14, 2008 1:32 PM
9

the Internet is a race and you did not win.

Posted by slog | April 14, 2008 1:41 PM
10

For the record, it's not baby talk, it's nerd talk.

Posted by Dougsf | April 14, 2008 1:54 PM
11

It's not nerd talk, it's 4chan-people-who-spout-Chuck-Norris-jokes talk.

Imagine your friend's nerdy little brother, and then imagine the kids who he won't invite to his birthday party because they "smell weird."
That's them.

Posted by Grapa Apa | April 14, 2008 2:58 PM
12

This reminds me more of Cartman talk than kitty talk.

Posted by Mab | April 14, 2008 4:29 PM
13

Actually, SLOG would better in LOLCat, especially the endless political drivel.

"Then big kitty Nickels got imslf tangled inna yarn ball and cldnt do shit cept rub his itchy anus up against a condo tower..."

Posted by OLWest | April 14, 2008 5:05 PM
14

Pleez, nah mor.

Posted by lawrence clark | April 15, 2008 3:54 AM
15

Fuck y'all, the LOLCat bible is brilliant work.

Posted by NaFun | April 15, 2008 10:41 AM

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