Comments on Ribbed for Her Plea… Oh, No. Oh, My God!

you're projecting. its got ribs so kids can climb it. let them have their childhood.

It's not really big enough to climb, Max. The photos doesn't show the perspective--it's only large enough straddle.

my best friend tells this story: he learned to masturbate by rubbing his itty bitty child parts on the playground slide at recess. what an eardrum-shattering awakening one of these suckers could provide.

Too bad it's not mounted on a spring.

HoldenD

You have committed a thought crime. Your oxygen rights have been revoked.

USA

why does it look so fake? maybe that color is just a little too unnatural.

Poor thing's horn has been worn down to a mere nub.

This looks like something that would be fun for all ages!!

This toy is clearly making an appearance in Hump! next year.

@7 Otherwise children, in their excitement, might begin to use the horn as well, and hurt themselves.

They ought to provide larger ones for the playground mommies and daddies. They'd be a lot less grumpy. Hell, I can just see that as Microsoft's next recruitment incentive - instead of just having Rock Band in the breakroom, they'll install ribbed straddle "relaxation" seats. For a quarter, you can add Magic Fingers.

LEANING INCIDENT

Does this ribbed child's toy still have "I am a gay man!" written behind its ... er ... mane? It did when my just-learning-to-read niece and I last visited Miller Park. After painstakingly sounding out the phrase, she asked me what it meant. I told her, with complete honesty, that I had no idea.

Wow. Once again the Slog plumbs the ugly depths of using children as sexual objects to try to be ... to try to be ... umm funny?

Lame. Sick. Dude you fucking need help. We're gonna read about you one day aren't we? Bet you work summers as a camp counselor for kids.