Slog - Comments on Ribbed for Her Plea… Oh, No. Oh, My God! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god This ribbed child’s toy, intended for straddling, is located at Miller Playfield. Now, I’m not saying kids shouldn’t ever, well, do what most kids do. But they ought to learn not to do it in the middle of the park. That could rub people the wrong way, as it were. I guess that’s all I’m saying.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:58:10 -0800 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:34:14 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by max solomon you're projecting. its got ribs so kids can climb it. let them have their childhood.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009655 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009655 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:05:09 -0800 Comment by Dominic Holden It's not really big enough to climb, Max. The photos doesn't show the perspective--it's only large enough straddle.

]]> Dominic Holden http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009659 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009659 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:08:36 -0800 Comment by adrian my best friend tells this story: he learned to masturbate by rubbing his itty bitty child parts on the playground slide at recess. what an eardrum-shattering awakening one of these suckers could provide.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009687 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009687 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:33:33 -0800 Comment by DanFan Too bad it's not mounted on a spring.

]]> DanFan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009706 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009706 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:52:16 -0800 Comment by blank12357 HoldenD

You have committed a thought crime. Your oxygen rights have been revoked.

USA

]]> blank12357 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009716 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009716 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:57:11 -0800 Comment by infrequent why does it look so fake? maybe that color is just a little too unnatural.

]]> infrequent http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009726 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009726 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:02:10 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Poor thing's horn has been worn down to a mere nub.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009759 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009759 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:22:24 -0800 Comment by Suz This looks like something that would be fun for all ages!!

]]> Suz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009784 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009784 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:36:31 -0800 Comment by kid icarus This toy is clearly making an appearance in Hump! next year.

]]> kid icarus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009808 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009808 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:52:58 -0800 Comment by Mr Fuzzy @7 Otherwise children, in their excitement, might begin to use the horn as well, and hurt themselves.

]]> Mr Fuzzy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009820 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009820 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:04:45 -0800 Comment by Geni They ought to provide larger ones for the playground mommies and daddies. They'd be a lot less grumpy. Hell, I can just see that as Microsoft's next recruitment incentive - instead of just having Rock Band in the breakroom, they'll install ribbed straddle "relaxation" seats. For a quarter, you can add Magic Fingers.

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009829 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009829 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:11:04 -0800 Comment by that guy LEANING INCIDENT

]]> that guy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009944 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1009944 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:35:21 -0800 Comment by Kalakalot Does this ribbed child's toy still have "I am a gay man!" written behind its ... er ... mane? It did when my just-learning-to-read niece and I last visited Miller Park. After painstakingly sounding out the phrase, she asked me what it meant. I told her, with complete honesty, that I had no idea.

]]> Kalakalot http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1010238 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1010238 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:37:35 -0800 Comment by Bob Wow. Once again the Slog plumbs the ugly depths of using children as sexual objects to try to be ... to try to be ... umm funny?

Lame. Sick. Dude you fucking need help. We're gonna read about you one day aren't we? Bet you work summers as a camp counselor for kids.

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1010379 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/ribbed_for_her_plea_oh_no_oh_my_god#c1010379 ??!! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:34:14 -0800