Sex Re: And You Thought Mr. Right Was Hunted to Extinction
posted by on April 21 at 14:41 PM
Some time ago, I found an original full head rubber Miss Piggy mask, circa 1977, complete with a full head of long blond hair. I am looking for a tall, sexy BBW, preferably over 300 pounds, to wear this mask to bed. She should also be open to playing with plastic wrap and liquid latex. Blonde is best, I suppose, but not necessary. Who knows – for the right woman I might just get a green rubber suit and a Kermit mask.
wow.
That picture makes her look unnervingly like a Borg drone.
And this is why we have the Internet.
This /is/ why we have the internets.
great, this just makes me feel even lonelier.
Ribbitted for her pleasure.
Just last night my man was joking that somewhere out there, it is an obese person's fantasy to be harpooned like a whale.
things like this back that statement up...lolol
Hot!!!!
http://www.jackgregory.com/images/Miss%20Piggy-th.jpg
Hotter!
http://www.celebritysatan.com/images/miss_piggy.jpg
@6 Ha ha ha ha ha
Plastic wrap? Liquid latex? Miss Piggy mask?
So are you saying the reason I can't find Mr. Right is because I'm looking for someone whose idea of adventurous sex is trying the positions in the pop-up Karma Sutra? If I broadened my horizons to dressing up as a muppet I'd have more dates?
Oh, PopTart, most of the straight guys on Slog would do you in a heartbeat. Now, about that liquid latex. . . .
@12, is the liquid latex negotiable because I'm just not into that...
Wait. I didn't know there were straight guys on Slog. ???
@14 Yeah there are and they are TOTALLY hot...
OK, well in my fantasies they are, I don't actually know what they look like in reality.
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