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Friday, April 25, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on April 25 at 12:35 PM

Okay, I’m done torturing you. Ronald Week is Over. Please, though, next time you’re about to sink your teeth into a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, think of the children…

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when i saw it when i was 5 it terrified me. when i sas it when i was 20 it was so freaking hilarious

Posted by Bellevue Ave | April 25, 2008 12:53 PM
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More for Barlows attempt to get to King's Gunslinger....

"He ate all his women you know."

"The french, the english, the americans..., drunk on the tea and miles he had driven as he washed down their crumbs."

" Quite a conqourer."

"I thought he was a profit..."

"They proved they posers and possees wrong."

" you don't believe they really have caverns full of vampires ready to take back...? "

"The priest?"

"His brother."

" The bald man? "

"They say he ate his own cloned head. DOA."

"That's not all... "

"There's more to this sick gothic tale and hunt?"

"They say he walked right into the court house..."

"The one they were re-building?"

" uh-huh...and when he walked out he had their red and black warning tape."

"The one from their black box?"

"Yeah... and they said he was unbelieveable cause he was crazy... but he made bill gates write a whole new code..."

"They said they never actually spoke... it was his wife who smiled when he gave them the address and apologized."

"Yeah.... but shit man.... he has a signed Elvis Original closed window trap buried in a bookshelf and a Senator on the Telecommunications commission pulling his hair out as thery try to impeach the bastards."

" No shit."

"That's right. and that's not sall..."

"Oh... there's more huh."

"Gospel truth."

"Go on."

" well.... he walked left out the east door where he had entered, and right into step were a couple that had been hired to track Quentin Tarantino looked at him kind of funny and he said...' I pretty much proved i can walk into the Supreme Court while they're still building my case.
That'll teach for callin me a Kazinski.'"

"Then he blessed them and walked them to the corner."

" ....yeah that's right."


"That's when he traded his plastic for their ir pin on the plastic reports?"

" yeah... pushed it right through the fence."

" And earlier he thru the core of his eaten delicious apple into the west side of the front court-yard?"

"Yeah."

"And you expect us to believe that this isn't just a ploy to become rich and famous and test somebody for a screenwriters junket run?"

"What the fuck do you think this scar is running uop my leg for man... do you think this rich assholes do all this shit they do and get away with it because the stupid fucking peiople of the planet want to become sheep and inherit a prize from a ceral box top contest?

These mother fuckers make drugs man and ship it around the world with nuclear weapons dispersment catalouge files and make movies to brag about all the necks and skulls they cracked so they can keep their metabolism hot enough to keep the skin glued to the bone so the real concert ticket groupie wannabees don't freak out when they pull out pounds of coke and heroin in their secret dungeons with hundreds of naked people and feast!!!"

" And you expect me to believe that Peter Gabriel gaurds the queens consorts so that when he comes back as they next David no- one will doubt the transition again?"

"Man ...the baby was crying in the library when he typed in the communique."

" Preposterous!"

"Sounds like a tired old plot from a 70's sitcom."

"You fuckin' cops are all the same."

"Get aoutta here punk... you should be happy I don't book you for obstruction of justice and interfearring with a federal investigation in the biggest sports scandal and sign stealing run in history."

"Man I swear to god you just don't get it at the world level... your fucking house BURNED DOWN!!!"

(very quietly spoken)

"Listen... you ever mention my house again and you'll be a lot worse off than dead."

Posted by danielbennettkieneker | April 25, 2008 2:23 PM
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Yeah... I know... I'll never bake again that way... and they stole the screenplay right off the slog.

Say goodbye dick.

Posted by kieneker_db@yahoo.com | April 25, 2008 2:30 PM
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what is it?

Posted by Stolia | April 25, 2008 6:54 PM

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