Getting stoned makes you forget that this was slogged already
Wasn't this posted on Slog just a month or two ago?
it's still pretty awesome.
oh jesus. i don't READ slog. how the hell was i supposed to know? nobody tells me anything.
Also.... I didn't see the bear either... freaky dude
ECB asked me to ask you a favor for her. Please crush Hillary Clinton under the wheels of your car. ECB secretly wants to do it herself, but she's afraid it will ruin her feminist street cred.
Rediculous. As in, it's diculous again, having already been posted?
I love you snugglemuffin, especially when U R INSANE.
It proves that if you allow bicyclists in the street nobody will notice them. It's pro-biker, but anti-bicycling.
i think this was posted before. but no one notices the first time.
@ 7...exactly, but i guess i was too obtuse or something, so i added the hyphen to clarify.
When you say "get stoned as a biblical whore", do you mean:
1. Get stoned *while in the role of* a biblical whore, or
2. Get stoned *to the degree that* a biblical whore would have done, notwithstanding the fact that the one really famous biblical whore who was threatened with stoning, didn't actually get stoned thanks to Jesus' timely intercession?
I think maybe you should not write when you are stoned.
Hey, if the moon walking bear were taking up the whole left lane of Westlake Ave and holding up traffic, instead of getting over to the side and letting drivers pass, like the flaming asshole I was behind on Monday, I'd notice him...
"stoned as a biblical whore"
I love the analogy, though "gay Iranian" might also work.
I believe the word you're looking for, to quote John Wayne, is "re-god damn-diculous".
No... Gay Iranian is used thusly: "Hung like a gay Iranian", as in "I hear that Adrian is hung like a gay Iranian."
"Hung like a Kurdish camel thief." my personal favorite.
Very nice... I could use me a good Kurdish camel thief...
Adrian, you got a couple hours to spare?
You crack me up. Every time. Relaunch your blog already so you can crack me up some more.
I hate this thing. All it proves is that if you're driving and someone tells you to count the lines in the road, say (or watch a basketball game), you might not notice a bicyclist in dark clothing. So yeah, powerful message. Don't concentrate on a single object while driving. I can't believe I've been doing that all these years.
FUQ OFF, PSYCHO STALKER!
STALKER! STALKER! STALKER!
@ 17... he is!
@11 hey, that was good. i just thought someone should notice.
Adrian, while you are getting caught up on life here are a few more things you might want to make note of:
Led Zeppelin wrote a song called Stairway to Heaven.
Tay Zonday was a big youtube sensation last year.
Coolio just toured w/ Bone Thugs promoting a song he sang 15 yrs ago called Gangster's Paradise.
i've never heard of any of that. nor do i care.
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