Slog - Comments on Now, This Is Just God Damn Re-diculous. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous I have two great loves: Getting stoned as a biblical whore, and taking so-called “perception tests”. I also enjoy crushing any and all annoying, annoying bicyclists beneath the wheels of my car*. And yay for me, these are three great tastes that go great together. Of course, I am put at cross-hairs, as it were, over the following so-called "perception test" that I just got stoned maybe and stumbled upon (thanks, tipper “Matt”), which is nothing, as I'm sure you'll notice, but filthy pro-biker propaganda. But since ECB will probably appreciate that fact (and because her hellish power, which I... Copyright 2008 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:44:48 -0800 Thu, 01 May 2008 11:39:39 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Porkchop Sandwiches! Getting stoned makes you forget that this was slogged already

]]> Porkchop Sandwiches! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010253 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010253 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:57:08 -0800 Comment by genevieve Wasn't this posted on Slog just a month or two ago?

it's still pretty awesome.

]]> genevieve http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010255 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010255 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:57:48 -0800 Comment by adrian oh jesus. i don't READ slog. how the hell was i supposed to know? nobody tells me anything.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010257 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010257 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:59:10 -0800 Comment by Porkchop Sandwiches! Also.... I didn't see the bear either... freaky dude

]]> Porkchop Sandwiches! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010260 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010260 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:01:39 -0800 Comment by Betty Freidan Adrian,

ECB asked me to ask you a favor for her. Please crush Hillary Clinton under the wheels of your car. ECB secretly wants to do it herself, but she's afraid it will ruin her feminist street cred.

]]> Betty Freidan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010261 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010261 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:01:58 -0800 Comment by Uhh... ...Rediculous?

]]> Uhh... http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010263 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010263 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:03:46 -0800 Comment by Nick Rediculous. As in, it's diculous again, having already been posted?

]]> Nick http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010265 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010265 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:05:37 -0800 Comment by NaFun I love you snugglemuffin, especially when U R INSANE.

]]> NaFun http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010266 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010266 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:07:17 -0800 Comment by mmbb hey, stoner:
http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/03/this_is_a_test_1

]]> mmbb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010267 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010267 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:07:20 -0800 Comment by elenchos It proves that if you allow bicyclists in the street nobody will notice them. It's pro-biker, but anti-bicycling.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010270 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010270 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:09:14 -0800 Comment by infrequent i think this was posted before. but no one notices the first time.

]]> infrequent http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010276 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010276 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:20:34 -0800 Comment by adrian @ 7...exactly, but i guess i was too obtuse or something, so i added the hyphen to clarify.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010278 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010278 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:26:20 -0800 Comment by Breklor When you say "get stoned as a biblical whore", do you mean:

1. Get stoned *while in the role of* a biblical whore, or

2. Get stoned *to the degree that* a biblical whore would have done, notwithstanding the fact that the one really famous biblical whore who was threatened with stoning, didn't actually get stoned thanks to Jesus' timely intercession?

I think maybe you should not write when you are stoned.

]]> Breklor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010280 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010280 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:30:28 -0800 Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me Hey, if the moon walking bear were taking up the whole left lane of Westlake Ave and holding up traffic, instead of getting over to the side and letting drivers pass, like the flaming asshole I was behind on Monday, I'd notice him...

]]> You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010284 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010284 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:35:05 -0800 Comment by Mike of Renton "stoned as a biblical whore"

I love the analogy, though "gay Iranian" might also work.

]]> Mike of Renton http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010287 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010287 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:38:11 -0800 Comment by Dougsf I believe the word you're looking for, to quote John Wayne, is "re-god damn-diculous".

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010295 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010295 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:43:57 -0800 Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me No... Gay Iranian is used thusly: "Hung like a gay Iranian", as in "I hear that Adrian is hung like a gay Iranian."

]]> You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010296 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010296 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:44:38 -0800 Comment by adrian "Hung like a Kurdish camel thief." my personal favorite.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010299 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010299 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:51:53 -0800 Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me Very nice... I could use me a good Kurdish camel thief...

]]> You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010302 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010302 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:56:23 -0800 Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me Adrian, you got a couple hours to spare?

]]> You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010305 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010305 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:57:33 -0800 Comment by blank12357 You crack me up. Every time. Relaunch your blog already so you can crack me up some more.

]]> blank12357 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010310 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010310 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:04:15 -0800 Comment by Anthony Hecht I hate this thing. All it proves is that if you're driving and someone tells you to count the lines in the road, say (or watch a basketball game), you might not notice a bicyclist in dark clothing. So yeah, powerful message. Don't concentrate on a single object while driving. I can't believe I've been doing that all these years.

]]> Anthony Hecht http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010314 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010314 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:06:48 -0800 Comment by Non POSTED.


lol; Fail.

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010333 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010333 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:27:14 -0800 Comment by adrian @ 23

FUQ OFF, PSYCHO STALKER!

STALKER! STALKER! STALKER!

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010345 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010345 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:50:07 -0800 Comment by brandon @ 17... he is!

]]> brandon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010409 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010409 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:25:44 -0800 Comment by el @11 hey, that was good. i just thought someone should notice.

]]> el http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010514 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010514 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thu, 01 May 2008 07:05:17 -0800 Comment by infrequent thanks!

]]> infrequent http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010549 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010549 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thu, 01 May 2008 09:19:58 -0800 Comment by merko crocop Adrian, while you are getting caught up on life here are a few more things you might want to make note of:
Led Zeppelin wrote a song called Stairway to Heaven.
Tay Zonday was a big youtube sensation last year.
Coolio just toured w/ Bone Thugs promoting a song he sang 15 yrs ago called Gangster's Paradise.

]]> merko crocop http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010663 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010663 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thu, 01 May 2008 10:46:47 -0800 Comment by adrian @ 28
i've never heard of any of that. nor do i care.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010700 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/now_this_is_just_god_damn_rediculous#c1010700 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thu, 01 May 2008 11:39:39 -0800